Anyone Fancy a Fart?

**kompressaur** · #1 (**permalink**) 29-04-2008, 05:49

Norway Other Matches
17:30 Fart (4) Draw (17/4) Elverum (4/11) 113%

sorry i couldnt resist

**kompressaur** · #2 (**permalink**) 29-04-2008, 05:52

I believe they are in the lower regions of the Norwegian 3rd division. Big odds. Theres a bad smell about them. They'll probably get pumped!!

**kompressaur** · #3 (**permalink**) 29-04-2008, 06:26

some Div One odds too

30 April 2008
18:00 Haugesund (1.9) Draw (3.8) Honefoss (4) 104% View all odds
18:00 Lov Ham (2) Draw (3.6) Kongsvinger (3.55) 106% View all odds
18:00 Moss (1.5) Draw (4.3) Notodden (6.5) 105% View all odds
18:00 Odd Grenland (1.25) Draw (6.5) Sparta Sarpsborg (10) 105% View all odds
18:00 Sandnes (1.74) Draw (3.45) Nybergsund (3.5) 115% View all odds
18:00 Start (1.36) Draw (5.8) Hodd (8.3) 103% View all odds
18:00 Bryne (1.67) Draw (4) Alta (5) 105% View all odds
18:00 Sandefjord (1.2) Draw (0) Sogndal (0) 83%

E_S · #4 (**permalink**) 29-04-2008, 08:27

Why the danish flag Komp??

You can remove Sandefjord - Sogndal and Sandnes - Nybergsund games. They wont be played since there are players from those teams on the U19 national team.

For the other games:
LøvHam will miss 3 players with suspension, so maybe its time for a Kongsvinger win. Odds around 3.75 looks like a value bet for me.
Moss should be a better team then Notodden and if they get a early goal i guess they can cover a handicap.
Odd should win against Sarpsborg. Big difference between the two teams and Odd should win with at least 2 goals here.
In Bryne - Alta game i think we can expect some goals and over looks like the best bet.

It looks like most of the home teams should win tomorrow, time will tell us if that is right

AltayIzmir · #5 (**permalink**) 29-04-2008, 08:29

name sounds like they should be always banker at their home crowd

cant imagine results if all their fans and themselves are like their name

deffo banker then

holly shit.opponents are always with their respirators on pitch?

Mrs. Smith · #6 (**permalink**) 29-04-2008, 09:27

Originally Posted by kompressaur

Norway Other Matches
17:30 Fart (4) Draw (17/4) Elverum (4/11) 113%

sorry i couldnt resist

hahahahaha, I'm crying out of laughter

you made my day, thanks, Anyone Fancy a Fart? oh dear,
was shocked when I read it, have to admit, but..

**kompressaur** · #7 (**permalink**) 29-04-2008, 09:58

thanks Mrs Smith. I was playing on my sometimes childish and irrelevant humour. Folks would come here thinking i was posting something purile as ever. sorry just back from the dentist after being sedated. hard to type. Maybe Fart could blow them away

**kompressaur** · #8 (**permalink**) 30-04-2008, 15:36

anyone know how Fart got on?

**FC Basher** · #9 (**permalink**) 30-04-2008, 16:02

Can everyone bear with me hear as Norweigen isnt great and im having trouble translating this

Fartgutta med uavgjort mot Elverum

Fart spilte i dag uavgjort 1-1 mot Elverum på Børstad. Stillingen til pause var 0-0. Farts mål ble besørget av nykomlingen Rolv Pilskog. Vi kommer tilbake med mer!

A good Fart could not hold Elverum

Fart shared the points as Elverum hold out under a barrage,Stung into action when the score at 0-0,Farts main threat came from striker Rolv Pilskog. Vi kommer blasted wide near the end.

**kompressaur** · #10 (**permalink**) 30-04-2008, 16:07

I think Fart offered nothing Basher. They squeaked a draw. I really hoped they got pumped too. that would have been apt i thought. Fart's form has been a bit hot and cold lately. Did anyone ever as a kid put their bum up in the air when they farted? It would make you do cold farts and also 'machine gunners' as the air would go in and out again. Weird

**FC Basher** · #11 (**permalink**) 30-04-2008, 16:36

I suppose that run they had has hit the skids abit,it wont be long before they knock another out.

I think Farts are big in Norway,I dont think we have any supporters of Fart on here,would be nice if one popped its head out.

**kompressaur** · #12 (**permalink**) 30-04-2008, 16:40

I'm gonna start supporting them i think Basher. 'who do you support?' 'Fart' brilliant.

I heard the could have won but they GUFFED it up.

**FC Basher** · #13 (**permalink**) 30-04-2008, 16:46

You support Fart Komp,their nickname is "Shits" so that would make you a "Shit"

**kompressaur** · #14 (**permalink**) 30-04-2008, 16:49

Why the danish flag Komp??

Soz E_S me and them blasted flags.

A Shit through and though George. Nah i forgot im not. im really nice now. nice teeth and nice ..bah i could do with some sex. Sorry forgive me.

Your right George, The Shits follow the Fart

**MickeyPaul** · #15 (**permalink**) 01-05-2008, 00:11

Those constant trumpets in the crowd drive me crazy. Other than that the fans are very quiet. They're silent Farts. Deadly though. A couple of them actually got married and started solving crimes. Fart to Fart? Bah. The silky soccer sides hate playing there due to the terrible wind blowing through the stadium. They have their own forums too. Baked beans and bovril. And The Daily Pump of course. The referee doesn't use a whistle at their games. He has to ask someone to pull his finger. At the beginning of each match they have something akin to the Celtic huddle... ehhm.... I might stop there.

Enjoyed the thread. Thanks.