What I Know About Tennis

[kompressaur]

I don't know much about tennis, well i don't follow it i mean. I love watching the tennis with a bet but i tend to only do this when i know im going to someones how who'll be 'watching the tennis' I don't have many tennis gambling tales to tell but i got the fright of my life with one last year. I was on round two of freebets. Round one was back in 2001. Anyhow i had the red hairder gingery player from Australia Hewitt at 1/40 as Tote were giving you the stake also which i recieved. Some wee korean fella was giving me the fright of my life. wimbledon it was. Stoped for rain. I ended up laying off the tote free bet onto the wee korean over night at 5/2 with the Blue square free bet and then woke up and Hewit demolished him. I was generally pretty shit about it. I knew i shouldnt have laid wee guy.

Also i got pissed off when me and my older brother got 2 great Winfield i think tennis rackets for the summer. they were great. everyone was getting them stupid plastic black things but i was more than happy with my Winfield. Anyhow one afternoon my brother decided he was gonna start a Rock band and asked me to be in it. I jumped at the chance. All we had were our tennis rackets but thats ok as summer would be over soon. I carefully cut all my strings off and then put new woollen gauge strings (balls of wool were all the rage, the country and cats went daft for them) on and waited for our first gig which was after Glen Michaels Cartoon Cavalcade. My brother rocked in with his stupid guitar that looked like a tennis racket as it still had tennis strings on it meanwhile i was doing 'Jam Jumps' in my supercool Winfield Telecaster. Then we stopped as my brother was going out to play tennis with all his/our mates and asked if i was coming. The older boys used to call me Rab Rotten