Sports Review of the Year

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I am doing a sports review of the year quiz thing for the Beaconsfield and it's got me thinking... What are your high-lights, low-lights and funnies from the year? You forget just how much goes on in a year and it is easy to forget events. The Winter Olympics seems like absolutely ages ago now for example.

Special credit to Shelly Rudman on this line of thinking... One of the few bright points at the otherwise disappointing Winter Olympics. I love you Shelly, why dont you respond to my letters. I was only joking, I dont really want you to send me your lycra body suit unless you really want to...

I think that the best event of the year for me would have to be the Ryder Cup. I was absolutely enthralled and it was tip-top viewing, unmissable. I look forward to the Masters too, thats only 4 months away now you know. One day I will take a trip over there.

Anyway, yeah the Ryder Cup was such a brilliant event. It even eclipsed the world cup which for me faded out to a damp squib. Going to Germany with the ex was good fun as well. That friday night when Germany beat Argentina will stay with me forever, I have never known people so mad for it and partying so much. Football is infectious isnt it, as is success. Infact if football was a disease it would be some mad hybrid MRSA crossed with Ebola or some fucked up Soviet Laboratory engineered Commie disease that is designed to target capitalists and land owning men with waistcoats and top hats.

Oh and another brief highlight was Andy Gray's commentary in the Cup Final - when Gerrard rattled in his 30 yard wondergoal... "take a boo son, take a boo" Brilliant.


As for Sporting Low lights, probably us winning the olympic bid. Did that happen this year? Anyway its gonna be a huge disaster, its just a gravy train for useless politicians, inept sportmen and women and London. Lets throw more money at london because there isnt enough there already. Yeah lets give them a massive bloody olympic stadium that wont be used after the event. Thats what we need. Lets build shit loads of enormous swimming pools in poor areas. It'll give the cockney youth something to throw stones at.

Over budget, 6 month's late, full of cockneys and foreigners and a huge target for terrorists. Sounds great. Ken Livingston is a cunt.

London stinks of rat piss.

I think as well, the fact that Ellen MacArthur is still alive is another low point for me. And I see that prick Tony Bullimore (the daft get that ate his finger to survive while capsized in some sea somewhere) is up to his old tricks again. Sailing is the most pointless event possible. They are all trying to think of new records to break, like sailing the wrong way round the world. How can there be a 'wrong way' FFS? Its the world... I mean its round. This way, that way, there's no right or wrong. Tossers. I hate those deranged mongaloids that lock themselves away in a miniscule floating tent with nothing but freeze dried astronaut food and their own piss for company. I dont give a shit. I hope they all get eaten by cannibalistic pirates or shot to pieces by the Argentine Navy.

Cant think of anything funny that's happened. Any help here?

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Highs - Scotland 1 France 0 October 7th.

Funnys - England 0 Macedonia 0 October 7th.


That was a good day

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What about croatia and Paul Robinson Crowie?

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Yep, suppose for pure comedy moments that would be in there too but that was more a spur of the moment type thing. Failing to score in 90 minutes of football v Macedonia was still tops in the funny stakes for me though.

Lows - probably the death of Jimmy Johnstone.

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England were beaten 31-6 by France in a woeful Six Nations campaign for the world champions. Which French player started the rout with a first-minute try?




A:Florian Fritz