Have we broken the gates ? I think we have apparently......thats shocking

I think the club wouldnt let the protest into the car park or something.....
My own mother rang me up & said 'son, you shouldn't be wrecking your own clubs property.....'
'Mom, it wasn't me, I'm shopping in sainsbury's'
'well it certainly looked like you. I didnt bring you up to do things like that'
'Mom! It wasnt me, I'm in the frozen foods aisle, honest'
'A likely story'
'Listen' I said, & collared the bloke rummaging through the frozen pizzas 5 yards away.
'Mate, do me a favour, tell her where we are' I asked politely, I really did. He just smiled, took the phone & said 'I'm standing next to a riot van on the Witton Lane' & hended me the phone back & walked off laughing.
I hadnt spotted the blues pendant round his neck, the cnut.
He was still laughing in the queue 15 minutes later
Gods honest truth....the worlds gone fucking mad