"It's a mistake by Dawson"

[ONEDUNME]

Get used to hearing those fucking words when you're watching England.

1 cap - 1 game - 1 fuck up - 1 goal conceded.


Don't say you weren't warned. Where the fuck was he looking?

[ONEDUNME]

Even though I've been predicting that he'd cost England goals with his piss poor positioning and general bad decision making, even I expected the cunt to get through 20 fucking minutes without totally fucking up.

20 minutes? I reckon I could play for 20 minutes against Hungary without making a twat of myself, yet it's beyond this dickweed.

The media can go on about all the positives of tonight as much as they like. This is a sad day for England fans.

[slick]

I thought it was a good clearance, I also thought Hart could have done better, he paused when he should have pounced which let the Hungarian have a shot on goal.

I've said all I've had to say about the current England setup in someother thread so nothing suprises be about them, in fact they played a lot better than I thought they would and the England fans who were booing are a fcuking disgrace, if they don't know what to expect then more the fool them.

this is what happens though when the national stadium is down south, I don't care what anybody else says but that wouldn't have happened up North and I don't think its any coincidence that when England were on the road they put in some of their best displays , backed by fans that actually know about football instead of spoilt fcukers going out on a jolly that don't know their arse from their elbow, what did that banner say 'we still love you England' or summat, ffs that just about sums up the following England have at Wembley. there a fcuking Embarassment.

[ONEDUNME]

Young Boys 1 Spurs 0 and it's a mistake by Dawson as he stands seemingly oblivious to the fact that there's a man standing behind him.

The way he desperately sticks his hand up to appeal for an impossible offside is comical

[ONEDUNME]

You couldn't make this fucker up. He's only gone and fucked up again.

He's played 45 minutes for England, 90 minutes at the weekend and 12 minutes tonight. 147 minutes football during which time his team has conceded three goals and he's been responsible for all fucking three of them

God help England

[Bigkegman]

3-0 to young boys now

"young boys dont tend to keep clean sheets"

the commentators must be playing word bingo or something for them to say that

[ONEDUNME]

I missed that one mate.

[7HEGR1MR3AP3R]

Comedy !! ROFPMSL

[traeth]

feels like aftereventing but this bit from Mr Fixit made me laugh

Paddy Power
Exclusively for the game the wacky compilers at the Irish bookies are bringing back one of their most popular novelty bets from Euro 2008 – who will be pulled off first at the Wankdorf Stadium? Crouch and Defoe lead the first Spurs substitution market at 4-1 with Lennon 11-2. Wonder if Abbey Clancy will have a wee flutter on Crouchie?

[keemanan]

cum on young boys!

[deeloughran]

I love...Young Boys...

[MickeyPaul]

Harry Redknapp is absolutely fucking relentlessly raping Young Boys?

[ONEDUNME]

Just watching the Fulham v Spurs highlights from yesterday

11 minutes
Goal number 1
"It was poor play by Dawson. Dawson caused the problems and then didn't recover into a good position either"

13 minutes
"Spurs in all sorts of trouble - Dawson involved again"


Gave away a penalty from nothing and single-handedly knocked Spurs out of the FA Cup in the thirteen minutes he spent on the field before getting himself sent off. That's a record even for this useless cunt.

Absolutely no danger for either goal until he starts trying to play football. Why? Why would he do that? What the fuck has he ever, ever done in his career to give him the absurd delusion that he is anywhere near good enough to be dribbling 20 yards from his own goal.

Fuckin brilliant to have him back from injury for his comedy value -Unless Capello picks the cunt that is

[ONEDUNME]

Bring on the clowns....there have to be clown.


Capello has picked Deadly Dawson to start in tonight's friendly against Denmark and I have to say that I think this is just the kind of situation that he could have a decent game. Shocked? Well if you think about it, if you can't look good in a defence with Hart, Johnson, Terry and Cole alongside you, in a game that means fuck all against average opposition, then you may as well just pack it all in and get a proper job.

He'll do OK tonight and I fancy England to win.

Full team.....



: ENGLAND TEAM v DENMARK (1915)
Hart; Johnson, Dawson, Terry, A Cole; Lampard, Wilshere; Walcott, Milner, Rooney; Bent

[ONEDUNME]

It appears that I may have given Deadly Dawson more credit that he's worthy of. I didn't watch the first half but ITV pundits Sam Allardyce and Gareth Southgate are saying that he should have done better for the first goal.

Seems he really is shit after all.