Arsenal end of season dinner dance

[slick]

You are cordially invited to the Arsenal End of Season Dinner Dance, please select from the following menu

ARSENAL F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)


Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.


Guest speaker:
Rafael Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"


Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed

[Computer Guy]

[Kop66]

[Winrew]

Man City ....... Guest speaker Stuart " i would sack most of these lazy good for f**k all bstards if i had a chance and they werent on 10 year contracts " Pearce.


Aye nice one Slick , got any for Man U , that always cheers me up I see Glaziers had another stroke btw , thats two , im lucky if i get one on my birthday

[TheGooner]

only clubs with recent league titles to RSVP please ...

That's Premier League titles too - not those manky old pre-SKY things when you could pass back to the keeper ...