AFU vs CHRISTIANU / NUGENT vs CHOPRA - The Pubic Hair Omelette Scran Debacle

[mrmuzeman]

At the start of the season a wager was made, so TDP folklore says....

Originally Posted by christianu

When Chopra starts banging in more than Nugent I am going to rub it in your face so much for being such a noob about it.

Originally Posted by all_funkt_up

If Chopra has a better goals/game record this season than David Nugent Esquire, I shall shave my pubic hair and make a (now world famous) Pubic Hair omlette and scran the contents on camera.

I will of course post proof on TDP.

You have your bet Mr Townsend.

As things stand...

Nugent - 3 goals / 18 games / 1:6 ratio

Chopra - 5 goals / 29 games / 1:5.8 ratio

1 MORE GOAL FROM CHOPRA IN THE LAST 5 GAMES AND ITS TIME TO PURCHASE THAT RAZOR AND START THAT SWEET SWEET FRY UP. ITS GONA BE CLOSE

[all_funkt_up]

Come on Nugent you little fucking beauty!

[all_funkt_up]

Funnily enough, I was just thinking about this yesterday and thought what a complete div I had been in making this bet. Cant believe it's so close!

[Hippy Dave]

[mrmuzeman]

Its better for you if Nugent doesnt get on the pitch really cos he wont score. If they both played the remaining 5 games, neither scoring, Chopra would pip him. Infact if Nugent just gets on the pitch 3 times and doesnt score his average is guaranteed to be worse than Chopras. Best thing to avoid the PUBIC HAIR OMELETTE is for Nugent to not play at all and just hope Chopra doesnt net.

Bit unlucky that Chopras got 2 in the last 3 cos it was looking ok til then, maybe it was just the quality Christianu was mentioning Chopra possessed finally coming to the fore

[Beanie]

Awesome Muze - TDP now top of the google rankings for 'pubic omlette' - more wierdos on the way

[mrmuzeman]

Haha it is as well

Knife and fork at the ready AFU

[christianu]

lolll

I didnt count for the fact that Nugent was so poor Harry wouldnt even play him!

Nice one muse, i like this bet cos if he loses he eats pubic hair omlette whereas if i lose i just get on with my life, free from pubic hairballs.

+EV bet imo.

[slick]

lol , makes the next few weeks very interesting b4 the excuses start flying around the place, its a pity peter orchards not about anymore, he could have given u a recipe for that.

[crowie]

I wouldn't be holding my breath waiting for AFU to actually go ahead and make/eat said omellette. He is after all a well known welcher of bets made on the t'internet.....

Gudjohnsen signs for Barca

[MickeyPaul]

Shocking. The man has no honour.

[crowie]

Originally Posted by MickeyPaul

Shocking. The man has no honour.

Indeed Mickey but what would you expect from a Mickey Mouser? He is up there with the Nick Wilmore's of this world in terms of honour and truthfulness on internet betting forums.

[mrmuzeman]

Unfortunately for AFU Nugent got a start on Tuesday due to Defoes absence and obviously didnt score so as things stand...


Nugent - 3 goals / 19 games / 1:6.33 ratio

Chopra - 5 goals / 29 games / 1:5.8 ratio

[crowie]

Defoe not expected to play against Newcastle either and the Toons water tight defence will keep out Dave "Championship Level" Nugent.

I can see Chris hoping for Chopra to rattle them in against against City as well

[traeth]

anyone else think that afu is avoiding this thread?

i can't believe he has nothing to say