Miss Universe 2005 - 30th May

[kompressaur]

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THE BETTING



ODDS HERE



THE GIRLS

[daikoku]

I'm away to study the form.....

http://www.missuniverse.com/mainevent/index.html

[aliensyndm]

Is this penis size before the operation ? Some of them look well dodgy I tell ya

[kompressaur]

Some corkers too though Alien

I'm away to study the form.....

Why did i read that as meaning 'I'm away for a wank' Daik?

Fcuk im straight into these and Ladbrokes 100/1 on 6 footer Miss Ukraine takes my interest straight away. I posted up the 6'+ girls just out of interest but i lost them when i copy and pasted Daik's quote

Miss Japan is...........6'1"


MISS UKRAINE = A doll :slurp

[daikoku]

, I only got to the letter D Komp.

[kompressaur]

Who'd you cum on Daik? Could be a good indicator. Im away to give it a try and will report back my findings.

[kompressaur]

Miss Angola it is then

[daikoku]

Well I quite liked the look of Belgium. However things went a bit limp at Bulgaria, the South American's had been disappointing me, and then Costa Rica popped up and blew me away.

Aye it'll probably take me a wee while to work my way through that lot.

[Keith]

I wouldn't mind doing Miss Finland each way

[kompressaur]

Shit are were gonna get anywhere with this? This could turn into just another of WAS's failed summer flings

I'd like to put a load on Miss Holland. On the nose too :spurt

[mr onemore]

Now then - I used to teach a girl who went on to become Miss Universe.

I bet you didn't know that!

She was the 1998 winner, from Botswana.

Not bad looking, and a bright girl too...

[daikoku]

You lucky sod Mr Onemore

I met Miss Austria in my local a couple of years ago. She was an absolutely stunning lass, got talking to her and she was a good laugh and a real nice person. Shame she had a boyfriend though

[kompressaur]

Much you wanna bet Mr Onemore? (wee need that vbookie installed for these times)

Nah it was 1999 Mr Onemore and Mpule Kwelagobe looks lovely.



http://www.pageantcenter.com/new-mu99.html


Right im away to get into them

[kompressaur]

Miss LK is lovely



Got a nice clean face. Where's LK anyone?

[mr onemore]

Now I'm no expert, no more than any bloke having a bet here, but I think I learnt a few things from that girl winning -

She was far from the best looking, even in her class - so don't look for the one you fancy - that's my tip...

But she did have a certain classiness about her, almost too beautiful to be the one you would fancy - does that make any sense at all?

You know, this is a true story about that girl I taught.

It was a big school, 1500 kids altogether, and a freind stopped me before going into a class one morning, telling me one of the students had won Miss Botswana the night before.

I said 'Don't tell me who' and had a go at listing the girls in the order I thought would be about right (teachers - we're an evil lot...)

I kid you not, Mpule was 7th in my list out of about 15!

The other thing I remember was that previously Miss Botswana used to be a really fat girl - the sort you'd have a bit of a laugh at during the competition.

It's funny, as that is exactly the kind of girl the local guys would really go for and they couldn't understand why others had a different opinion. In a sad twist, they, (and other countries) have now started picking the girls that they think 'others' would like, and I think Mpule was one of the first classic examples.

Of course it work the other way - Miss UK will always get a good laugh out here for being looking way too sick and skinny...

The more I have travelled around, the more I've noticed just how different peoples tastes in this area are (yes, the conversation often goes in that kind of direction, after a good chat about football of course...)

It's something I'd say to look out for these days anyway - you take a what is to you a traditionally good looking girl, and chances are the rest of the world will have a different taste. Looking for a winner here - and I'll be looking out for a girl who has some kind of cross-over appeal - that's about the bet way I could decribe without being tastless...

So, now conjuring up a dreadful picture, I'm going to run my thumb over the contestants photos and tell you what my gut instincts are...