Crufts 2008 - Scandal!

mullet1984 · #1 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 16:33

Will Hill suspends Crufts betting amid 'super-dog' fears
Bookmaker William Hill has suspended betting on the Crufts' 'Best in Show' dog category amid irregular betting patterns. The UK gaming firm said that it had received a large number of bets on the winner coming from the 'Utility Dog' category, which traditionally stands little chance of succeeding in the competition, causing it to suspend betting.

**ONEDUNME** · #2 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 16:43

Looks like a bit of sculldoggery in the canine world.

No doubt a few pals got their heads together and were hoping to springer surprise and russell up some nice dosh. I'm sure the chums would have stood to winalot.

Lets home the authorities get a few pointers so they can hound out the mutts that are behind this, russell them up and setter record straight. I'm sure they'll soon be snapping at their heels. Then they won't be so cocker hoop.

A sorry tail

**MickeyPaul** · #3 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 17:51

What in dalmation are you saying? You did the russel one twice btw. Bad ODM! Make no bones about it though, it's a sad day for Crufts.

**Bigkegman** · #4 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 18:13

aye - I heard the guy on the radio and he did sound a bit husky but did say the people involved would be getting their collies felt anytime.

Computer Guy · #5 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 18:31

Geez, I thought my jokes were wuff.

**ONEDUNME** · #6 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 18:32

Originally Posted by Bigkegman

the people involved would be getting their collies felt anytime.

You lot are barking mad.

**MickeyPaul** · #7 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 19:11

I'd say it's all rover for the culprit. They'll be sitting in a poodle of pee right now. They'll throw the book at them. They'll whippet out and throw it. Then they'll fetch it and throw it again. Unless this is all some prank? Haha, I keep expecting Jeremy beagle to jump out. But he's dead.

rcgills · #8 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 19:18

Originally Posted by MickeyPaul

Haha, I keep expecting Jeremy beagle to jump out. But he's dead.

Never mind, Mickey, there's still the Jerry Springer Show. Or maybe one day they'll make a film of it. Spaniel Day Lewis could play the lead villain.

**MickeyPaul** · #9 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 19:20

Afghan off him, rc.

Computer Guy · #10 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 19:20

or The Oprah Winfrey Show (and dont anyone try to say that she isnt a dog

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**ONEDUNME** · #11 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 19:25

Aye she's a bit ruff alright.

**MickeyPaul** · #12 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 19:27

Alsatian ade O'Connor is too. You see?

**ONEDUNME** · #13 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 19:34

Very good Mickey.

rcgills · #14 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 19:53

I think the dog-related jokes have run dry, and things are starting to get a bit pugly. Schnauzer 'bout we give it a rest now, eh?

Computer Guy · #15 (**permalink**) 06-03-2008, 19:55

shut up you tosa.