Around The World In..... A Number Of Bets

[pydoom]

Well, the results in and al-sahel carry on sucking

Al-Khurafi Cup: al-sahel v al-jahra 1 @ 1.85 £19.94 betandwin

So, bank now £179.45 + 3 unsettled.

The bets for tomorrow are : -

Al-Khurafi Cup: al-salmiyah v al-fehaheel 1 @ 1.20 £17.95 betandwin

Saudi Arabia Premiere Lg.: al-nasr v al-hazm over 2.5 goals @ 1.7 £7.75 betandwin

Saudi Arabia Premiere Lg.: al-nasr v al-hazm both teams to score @ 1.5 £10.20 betandwin

Egypt 1st Division: el ettehad el sakandary v el terasanah 1 @ 1.4 £17.95 betandwin

[pydoom]

Just thinking that I need to branch out and start betting on some other sports, but I need to know what sports are on and more importantly what country are they in. Does anyone know of any websites that have something like a worldwide sporting calendar on ? A night with a harem girl is available for anyone who can help out

[daikoku]

Bet Explorer covers Football, Ice Hockey, Handball and Basketball Pydoom.

Nice thread

[pydoom]

Cheers, Daikoku that will certainly help.

Al-Khurafi Cup: al-salmiyah v al-fehaheel 1 @ 1.20 £17.95 betandwin

Saudi Arabia Premiere Lg.: al-nasr v al-hazm over 2.5 goals @ 1.7 £7.75 betandwin

Saudi Arabia Premiere Lg.: al-nasr v al-hazm both teams to score @ 1.5 £10.20 betandwin

Egypt 1st Division: el ettehad el sakandary v el terasanah 1 @ 1.4 £17.95 betandwin

I don't know what is wrong with these fucking lazy kuwaitis, but that game was the earliest to kick-off this afternoon and still there are no results anywhere I can find.

[pydoom]

Well the kuwaiti result is still not around anywhere, the game only kicked off at 2.30pm UK time

Anyway the bank is now at £197.16 + 4 unsettled. Countries visited 22.

Now, for another mad dash back through one shitty hot patch of desert after another until I finally leave the Middle East and back into eastern Europe.

Israel Premier: maccabi herzeliya v maccabi petach tikva under 2.5 @ 1.7 £12 gamebookers

Egypt League: arab contractors v enppi under 2.5 @ 1.55 £8.50 betandwin

Saudi Arabia Premiere: al-ittihad v al-tai 1 @ 1.2 £10 betandwin

Saudi Arabia Premiere: al-ittihad v al-tai ht/ft: x/1 @ 4.75 £2 betandwin

Qatar League: al-rayyan v al-garrafa x @ 3.4 £5.50 betandwin


I see in the Middle East that they all misunderstood what Paul Simon was singing about and they seem to call everything else Al


Iran Premier: sepahan v malavan under 2.5 @ 1.6 £8.50 betandwin

Armenia Premier: mika v kililika 1 @ 1.22 £10 betandwin

Georgia Umaglesi Liga: merani v fc tiblisi 2 @ 1.85 £8.50 betandwin

Turkey Super League: denizlispor v galatasaray 2 @ 1.57 £8.50 coral

Greece Super League: olympiakos v paok 2(+1.25) @ 1.88 £8.50 pinnacle

Albania Super League: luftetari v dinamo tirana 1 @ 3 £7.00 betandwin

Montenegro Prva Liga: sutjeska v decic tuzi 1 @ 1.5 £8.50 betandwin

Serbia host of Mens European Water Polo Champs.: russia v holland 2(+3.5) @ 1.9 £7 betandwin

Bulgaria A PFG: marek dupnitsa v levski sofia 1x @ 3 £8.50 betandwin

Romania Liga 1: fc arges v steaua bucharest under 2.5 @ 1.75 £8.50 interwetten

Moldavia Divizia Nationala: dacia chisinau v fc olimpia 1 @ 1.8 £7 betandwin

Ukraine Premier League: zorya v metalurh z. 1 @ 2.25 £7 centrebet

I must admit that I am absolutely bloody sick of the betandwin website, why can't any other bookies offer odds on some of this shit?

[pydoom]

Al-Khurafi Cup: al-salmiyah v al-fehaheel 1 @ 1.20 £17.95 betandwin

Bank at this moment is £65.25 with 20 bets unsettled, although as most of you are probably aware the water polo bet has already lost with russia winning 15-10.

[ONEDUNME]

Of course we are. You'd have to be living in an underwater cave off the coast of Eldorado not to have heard the water polo result

[pydoom]

Israel Premier: maccabi herzeliya v maccabi petach tikva under 2.5 @ 1.7 £12 gamebookers

Egypt League: arab contractors v enppi under 2.5 @ 1.55 £8.50 betandwin

Saudi Arabia Premiere: al-ittihad v al-tai 1 @ 1.2 £10 betandwin

Saudi Arabia Premiere: al-ittihad v al-tai ht/ft: x/1 @ 4.75 £2 betandwin

Qatar League: al-rayyan v al-garrafa x @ 3.4 £5.50 betandwin

Iran Premier: sepahan v malavan under 2.5 @ 1.6 £8.50 betandwin

Georgia Umaglesi Liga: merani v fc tiblisi 2 @ 1.85 £8.50 betandwin

Turkey Super League: denizlispor v galatasaray 2 @ 1.57 £8.50 coral

Greece Super League: olympiakos v paok 2(+1.25) @ 1.88 £8.50 pinnacle

Albania Super League: luftetari v dinamo tirana 1 @ 3 £7.00 betandwin

Serbia host of Mens European Water Polo Champs.: russia v holland 2(+3.5) @ 1.9 £7 betandwin

Bulgaria A PFG: marek dupnitsa v levski sofia 1x @ 3 £8.50 betandwin

Romania Liga 1: fc arges v steaua bucharest under 2.5 @ 1.75 £8.50 interwetten

Moldavia Divizia Nationala: dacia chisinau v fc olimpia 1 @ 1.8 £7 betandwin
Ukraine Premier League: zorya v metalurh z. 1 @ 2.25 £7 centrebet

I can't believe that bulgarian bet, its the one of the few where my brief research yielded some good information, namely that the players for one of the teams was on strike and they were going to field some youth players.

Then I get the 2 teams mixed up and end up backing the team that not only has players on strike etc. but is playing in front of an empty stadium and against a team that has qualified for champions league group stages. It was 0-5 at half-time and ended 0-8 & I think levski rested some players

I am now going to have a little swearing fit to release my rage, so if swearing does offend then you may want to fuck off for a moment - i am a uselessfuckingidioticsmallbrainedcuntshit oh arsetitfuckbumjobbieswilliesbastardwanker

Right, tantrum over and time to update the bank - £152.93 - 5 bets outstanding.

If you are in armenia or montenegro then pull your fucking fingers out and post the results online somewhere.

Of course if you were at the mika or sutjeska games today then could you just post the results in here, cheers

Right, now for tomorrows bets and I am going for a quick sunday jaunt through eastern europe, a round trip really as I'll be back in the Ukraine by the end of the day.

Belarus Premier: bate v dnepr-transmash 1 @ 1.5 £9.17betandwin

Lithuania A Lyga: fk atlantas v fk silute 1(-1.75) @ 1.95 £9.17 pinnacle

Latvia Virsliga: jurmula v dizvanagi 2(+2.25) @ 2.09 £9.17 pinnacle

Estonia Meistriliiga : maag v levadia t 1(+2) @ 2.21 £9.17 pinnacle

Russia Premier: fk saturn v dinamo moscow 2(+0.25) @ 1.99 £15.29 pinnacle

Finland Veikkausliiga: tampere v kups over 2.5 @ 1.72 £15.29 centrebet

Russia Premier: tomsk v shinnik under 2.5 @ 1.75 £9.17 centrebet

Ukraine Premier League: fc dnipro dnipropetrovsk v stal 2(+2) @ 1.78 £9.17 pinnacle

I am now off to find a good woman of the night to help clear the sand from all my nooks and crevices. Dobranich.

[wazik]

Originally Posted by pydoom

Then I get the 2 teams mixed up and end up backing the team that not only has players on strike etc. but is playing in front of an empty stadium and against a team that has qualified for champions league group stages. It was 0-5 at half-time and ended 0-8 & I think levski rested some players

Sorry mate I shouldnt laugh but that cracked me up, brilliant thread, good luck with the bets tommorow.

[pydoom]

Well I try to entertain as well as inform

Finally, have the last 2 results in from yesterday and what do you know they were both winners. Just as well as 2 of todays bets are lost already.

Armenia Premier: mika v kililika 1 @ 1.22 £10 betandwin
Montenegro Prva Liga: sutjeska v decic tuzi 1 @ 1.5 £8.50 betandwin
Russia Premier: fk saturn v dinamo moscow 2(+0.25) @ 1.99 £15.29 pinnacle
Russia Premier: tomsk v shinnik under 2.5 @ 1.75 £9.17 centrebet

I will update the bank once the rest of the results are in, which if we are lucky will be today. At the end of today I will have visited 38 different countries (39 if you count my little detour into Lebanon which cannot be talked about for security reasons) and after the frenzy of the last 5 days I am going to take things easy next week.

I am looking to take in some other sports, maybe some tennis and handball, and generally just chill. If you are lucky I will share some pictures and indulge you in some security-clerared reminiscences of the journey so far. Before then I am off to find some illegal Russian vodka and see if I can blind myself.

[pydoom]

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[pydoom]

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You see because I've gone blind from the vodka....

Moving quickly along the rest of the results are in and more shitty tipping in evidence.

Belarus Premier: bate v dnepr-transmash 1 @ 1.5 £9.17betandwin
Lithuania A Lyga: fk atlantas v fk silute 1(-1.75) @ 1.95 £9.17 pinnacle
Latvia Virsliga: jurmula v dizvanagi 2(+2.25) @ 2.09 £9.17 pinnacle
Estonia Meistriliiga : maag v levadia t 1(+2) @ 2.21 £9.17 pinnacle
Finland Veikkausliiga: tampere v kups over 2.5 @ 1.72 £15.29 centrebet
Ukraine Premier League: fc dnipro dnipropetrovsk v stal 2(+2) @ 1.78 £9.17 pinnacle

Bank now £124.12 + 3 bets outstanding. 38 different countries visited.

Next week will show a profit, this I swear - or I will be swearing rather alot.

[pydoom]

Not a good start to the week in terms of trying to make a profit as I have to go to Hungary and there is only 1 game on with barely anyone offering odds. The odds on the home win are 1.15 and it really would be too much of a chicken-shit bet to go on this, but there is no asian handicap odds that I can find either - so the rather pathetic euro handicap offer is the best I am going to get.

Hungary 1 Liga: debrecen v vac 1(-1 Euro H'cap) £12.41 @ sportingodds


As you may have gathered from reading this thread I am a great fan of swearing and I think it is big and is clever

On my trip I have been gathering various bits of triva which I will be sprinkling in here amongst the incisive sporting analysis. Now I feel that they are interesting. You may feel that I have taken 10 seconds of your life that you will never get back, but if you are reading this thread you already have way too much time on your hands

This is what the waitress in this restaurant in downtown Kiev just told me about her country : -

....the term "goat" is one of the more offensive swear terms a person can be called here. . .

[pydoom]

Well I think that girl may have lived a sheltered life because I just had an argument with a taxi driver and when I repeated the phrase "materi tvojij kovin'ka", which he had shouted as I ran away, to the hotel receptionist she smacked me in the face and had me thrown out of the hotel. I wonder what it can mean ?

[pydoom]

Enough tomfoolery, let's get back to the betting. I am off into Romania now to take in some of the tennis at the ATP BCR Open. As, my tennis knowledge is not of the same high standard as some other sports I am only doing 5% stakes.


BCR Open: albert montanes v guillermo garcia-lopez 2 @ 1.84 £6.20 pinnacle
BCR Open: mariano zaableta v stefan koubek 2 @ 3.03 £6.20 betandwin
BCR Open: luis horna v carlos moya 2 @ 1.5 £6.20 gamebookers

Bring it on