komp's balla Thai Poker House

[kompressaur]

I thought i would mention to folks that i am trying to sort a house out for the later part of this year. Ive got a couple of months (may-july) fucking about and then i need to get to the grind. I can get a decent flat for next to nowt.
Apartments to rent Chiang Mai

Better i can get a house that accomodates X amount of people. Does anyone fancy popping by or getting involved in my new BALLA lol Thai house?

We can learn a lot from each other and spread the cost of 'bad times'. I reckon w coul get a 5 bedroom mansion, daily maid, swimming pool, for £100 each a month. Anyone keen?

[kompressaur]

I know that you think living with me will just be all about pissing in bottles and thats good. Your poker players. No more fixed breaks for you after Black Friday. I can train you to pee in a bottle from another room if you can show me what 3 bet ranges are all about. Im good if the cops turn up as i take responsibility for the place. If anyone is going down then it's me. Thats ok. I suppose im a bit like a mammasa (??) lol

[kompressaur]

If you havent read elsewhere then can i mention i am flying to Thailand on the 25th May 2011. I will be vacating there for sunny Vietnam on the 22nd June. Ends up i will be in Singapore from the 12th July onwards. From there i am presumming i am going back to north thailand to sort this balla house out.

Anyone keen? You know your on the t'internet so 'your safe' as Jim bowen used to say. I'd rather rent out something a bit sexy that maybe other TDP mmbers could use too. I suppose we should watch this thread with interest.

[kompressaur]

And if aliensyndrome reads this and fancies it i will give his fat head a big cuddle.

[kompressaur]

If anyone just fancies a 'whore stop tour of thailand' for anytime from july-dec this year then let me know. Don't get me wrong you can do it on your own but who's gonna get you into trouble in Phnom Penh as a bonus?

I suppose we all should use this internet and please please please dont let me be skint in August. Book up now* for komps thai experience.

*new members get komp's scottish ante post bets straight to their their mailbox

[kompressaur]

Honest even if your skint and can just afford the money to get there then your welcome to stay. I would like to think that between us all we can 'keep' a house out in thailand as a retreat for anyone on here. Aye i dont post here i know but you all know why. dont mean i dont love yah all.

The offer is there and i would like to see some taking this offer. Ive got fcuk all in life but i can afford to live in Chiang Mai North thailand for a bit. I think there will be others that have seen my calamities in the past but even so are willing to get into my balla house idea.

right THEDAILYPUNT.COM/ONLINEBANTER.COM lets fcuking give the bashed about poker person a house. A place he knows he can stay no matter how bad he has run.

[kompressaur]

I'll get some great pics of the pool and the loveliness of it all and im sure i can get some of you kean. as i say i aint out there to fcuk about. Ok so maybe i get a nice MTT win and i fly down to Bangkok/Pattaya for 20 quid and then shag whores at a tenner a time no stings attached or retire with one for a twenty.

Im not telling you how to live your life but i know where my spare tenners are going.

[kompressaur]

It will be great once folks have come through 'TDP&OB Towers'. We can have pics of 'past stayers'. Pics of BigKegman eating a pie and full of whores but not teling anyone look upon his face.

Aye i think this is a great idea. Other places will beat me to the punch but i think a house maintained by an online betting site offering free shelter to down on the heal gamblers is what everyone needs.

[kompressaur]

poker training stays - 2 weeks of sitting and watching winning poker players play. Aye fcuk this is a great idea. Folks can beat me to the punch but fcuk off there's no man to sort it out asia side than me. Talking myself into a job here. Fcuk off i dont need no job.

Right so i'm gonna offer a lot of different packages-

- poker (mtt, sng, cash)
- whorestop
- errrrr taking komp out every day whilst thinking your learning something tour (someone will sign up)

nah back to the house. who cares what im up to out the little office below the stairs as long as you have a decent internet connection. We care for the poker player thats shown enthusiam. We dont give a shit about a spammer......it's your online and off security. It's TDP/OB's komps balla house.

[kompressaur]

I will look into getting the best house i can get. trust me ive stayed in bedsits all my life and and inkling of getting some service i go way and above to get it. Thailand is a bugger for leccy bills and lets under 12 months. I'll sort it out and make videos of you all as you sit in making loads of poker money.

Right so me, as my own agent, needs to go get a house for us all to stay in. I aint fcuking you all about with it all. You know i just need the help with the rent. I dont even need the help with the rent but i'd rather stay in a £500 luxurious place with folks and sharing poker thoughts etc as apposed to my £120 appartment on my own sharing my thoughts with my wall and pillow.

[kompressaur]

I will be back to sort this out. This actually gives me a reason to believe. Its all happening folks. I hope no one minds me mentioning my blog
komp's blog | Online Banter

more info there (not about this)

[kompressaur]

Trawling through this
Houses to rent Chiang Mai, page 2

This is slightly BELOW what i am after. As i say it's all up to this thread. If no one is interested then i'll just pay £200pm and get a place on my own.

[kompressaur]

I would rather just get a house though. A TDP house. Fcuk we'll have 3 betting in the basement and Eurovision in the lounge.

[kompressaur]

£300 pm

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[kompressaur]

If you havent grasped it yet may i reiterate. Its all about the internet connection and can you belive i wont have the best that i can?

Aye give up the job. Give up the girl. Tell your family you have a new dad. Live on what you earn from poker. Must be the way no?