Virgin's Musings

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Despite the fact it's a hip and happening 'sport' of the 21st century (due in its totalness to komp I'd have thought), I have to say I've never 'got round' to poker. My only experiences to date have been pottering about with a Skybet account with my youth 5 or 6 years ago, and three exceptionally disasterous forages on bf when absolutely sloshed, which left me about 400 quid down in total.

I have absolutely no idea what the purpose of this fred is; nominally the charting of a journey to discover more about this superb passtime and see exactly how shit at it I am.

My first tourney of the new era begins at 5.35pm - a $5, 250 player "bank starter" freeroll on bf. Target is of course wherever the prizes start; #50 pays 1% - 5 cents, so 3p?!?

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Is that how you spell passtime? Shirley Knot one s anyhow? Two words? ffs I just don't know.

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Just won the first hand! Everyone checked everything so I did likewise and me two pair somehow won! Playing Omaha. First time ever I've played it this way I think. Finding it very hard - so many cards, so many permutations

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And now won 3rd hand with 3 queens. 2 queens came up last two cards. Oh yes baby. 3p is coming my way. I just know it

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Am going to finish - at worst - #164 already! On 2.530 chips (started at 2.500). How the fuck are there cunts there with 13,000 chips already?

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Haven't I said 'already' enough already?

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Up to 3,545 chips. Had a pair of 9s and 3 after flop.

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59 remaining, but it's getting tough. It's all shrewdies that's left, desperate for that 3 pence (MINIMUM) prize

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45 left! In the munny baby! Oh fuck yes! Crank up Dr Who and let's have a spaff over Amy Pond

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My death came when going all in with a flush when I KNEW the other girl had a flush to and I knew he'd tonk me, but tbh once the 3p was in the bag I lost my motivation tbh

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tbh tbh tbh

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I could make a living like this if I managed to come 38th in a million of these tournament throughout the year.

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tbh

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Pissing about on holiday with not a lot to do this week so have ventured back. Down to the final 100 in a $50 freeroll. Oh yes baby! #50 pays 17 cents