A pal just asked me if I remembered a fella he hung around with a few years ago. I said I didn't but it seems the chap in question has been busy. Busy doing THIS!!!!
AAAARRRGGHH!!!!
Pay particular attention to the 'history' section. He wrote it himself.

It's brill. Anyhoo, if anyone can find anything worse I'd be interested to hear.
.GIF)