SMS Jokes.

Computer Guy · #**331** (**permalink**) 07-03-2008, 19:39

Patrick Swayze hopes to start filming the remake of Ghost in roughly 5 weeks time. He was reported as saying 'this time it should be a lot easier to get into the part'.

andeeeee · #**332** (**permalink**) 07-03-2008, 19:58

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Originally Posted by Computer Guy

Patrick Swayze hopes to start filming the remake of Ghost in roughly 5 weeks time. He was reported as saying 'this time it should be a lot easier to get into the part'.

**slick** · #**333** (**permalink**) 08-03-2008, 01:00

Took the wife to casualty this morning. She had lost her front teeth, a broken nose & 2 black eyes. Dr says "wot happened"? I said "she's going thru the change." Dr says "That doesn't happen with the change." I said "It does when its in my fcukin pocket!!"

andeeeee · #**334** (**permalink**) 12-03-2008, 19:24

Welsh miners are celebrating ...............they found some copper in snowdonia

andeeeee · #**335** (**permalink**) 12-03-2008, 19:25

Chief inspector Todd has been found dead at the bottom of a cliff ........... proof that pigs cant fly

**slick** · #**336** (**permalink**) 15-03-2008, 01:02

Welsh mountain rescue have just released a statement saying they need more donations, they cant survive on just coppers!

**slick** · #**337** (**permalink**) 21-03-2008, 22:26

2 dyslexics in a car, one says 'can u smell petrol ?
Other one says 'I can't even smell me fuckin name !

**slick** · #**338** (**permalink**) 21-03-2008, 22:35

The missus came out of the bathroom last night with her nightie around her head shouting Superminge . . . , . . .

So i said i,ll have the soup.

thet10002001 · #**339** (**permalink**) 29-03-2008, 14:47

Sorry if youve already seen 'em...

In 2009 the government will start killing all mentally challenged people, I started crying when I thought of you. Run my little retard run!!!

A woman is rushed into hospital for a fanny transplant but the operation has had to be put on hold coz the replacement cnut is still reading this text.

TAG!!! Youre Mine!!! today is national CLAIM AN UGLY **** DAY so youre my ugly ****. Hurry up and tag as many ugly ****s as you can. No tag backs!

**slick** · #**340** (**permalink**) 02-05-2008, 23:21

Apparently Drogba has been banned from Frank Lampard's mums funeral in case he dives in the box!

**Winrew** · #**341** (**permalink**) 02-05-2008, 23:30

Kin Hell , you barred