SMS Jokes.

[ONEDUNME]

I hate shit jokes so I generally don't read threads like this but I'm glad I did. This made me laugh out loud. Good old Komp

Originally Posted by kompressaur

I aint saying its right to hit a woman but there is a thing called tradition.

[Oregon]

A young kid told thi joke on my local radio station the Dj nearly choked.

What do you call a gay Dinosaur?

......Mega sore arse

[MickeyPaul]

Kids eh?

[slick]

i was nearly tempted to come out with the Two Gay Ghosts gag then.

[Winrew]

Is that the one with the Willy punchline ?

[slick]

Aye u little Teaser you

[slick]

Back to the gay dinosaur as i meant to post these in my original reply....

What do you call a Lesbo Dinosaur?........
a Lickalotopus

What do you call a Dinosaur with one eye?......
a justhinkisaurus

[slick]

A man was walking around at a fancy dress party in just a pair of Y fronts. A woman says to him what have you come as ?
The man says a premature ejaculation !
What do you mean she says ?
I've just come in my underpants !!!!!

[slick]

How do you cancell an appointment at the sperm bank ?

Ring them up and tell them you can't come !!!!!

[Winrew]

Your getting close to a ban Slick.

[slick]

I'm wasted in here aint I

[Winrew]

Aye......

[mrmuzeman]

What do you call a Dinosaur with one eye?......
a justhinkisaurus

Dude they even said that in Jurassic Park. Well the little kid actually said a blind dinosaur I think. Hollywood beckons Slick

[slick]

What's the Medical Term for the Fatty Tissue surrounding the Clitoris?


The Wife

[ONEDUNME]

I knew I'd like one eventually.