SMS Jokes.

[slick]

Nice one Taffy and ignore Winrew the miserable cnut.

Jeremy Beadle has requested that his remains be recycled into compost and scattered on his garden.

ITV sources say he cud be back in early autumn with "Watch Out Beadles A Sprout!"

Wins will love this one.....
....his solicitor is struggling to read his will..





































...It was written in shorthand.

[Winrew]

ignore Winrew the miserable cnut.

Look , its a joke thread , and you insist on posting , well things that arent jokes ...... Or funny

[mr_taffy]

Jeremy Beadle has an unusually small cock.










But on the other hand, it's quite big.

[Bigkegman]

After the ceremony his family has invited friends and family back for a small finger buffet

[Bigkegman]

Latest score from the african nations cup
Nigeria 8
Ethiopia didn't

[mr_taffy]

knorr have released a new oxo cubeto celebrate the english rugby team taking part in the 6 nations.















its called the laughing stock

[mr_taffy]

Thousands of AA members were left furious last saturday they could not get any roadside repairs done.All the mechanics were to busy putting the wheels back on the ENGLISH CHARIOT

[thet10002001]

George Michael and Elton John are set to release a gay musicla of The Wizzard of Oz, theyre calling it "Swallow the Yellow Thick Load"

[slick]

sorry i aint been in touch i've been in the south of france entering a strawberry crushing competition i came 2nd, a woman with no legs came first the jammy cnut

[slick]

Been to see my friends new baby today. She asked if i wanted to wind it? Thought that was a bit harsh so i just poked the fcuker in the eyes instead!

[slick]

Things r bad at home! She's sick of me. Football, Cricket, Rugby and I also like the odd gamble.

So to make it up to her I booked a table for 2 last night for 8pm. By 9pm it got fcuking worse!!!!
























She hadn't potted a single red.

[Winrew]

[thet10002001]

Researchers have discovered that excessive masturabation can cause dyslexia. Hwoeever, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse.

[andeeeee]

after last nights performance , evertons first team squad were ordered too goodison this morning by moyes , he told he`ll be bringing in new faces in the summer , lescott asked if he could have one

[andeeeee]

whats the difference between jersey potato`s and jersey orphans?
the potato`s only stay in the ground for 12 months