SMS Jokes.

[slick]

England are to change their shirts.The three lions are to be removed and replaced with three tampons.This will represent the worst Fcuking period they have ever had.

[slick]

whats 12 inches long and hangs around in front of a dick




steve mcclarens tie

[eeyore]

Teacher to class: "What does your dad do at the weekends?"
Little boy: "He's a dancer in gay bar and sometimes if the moneys right he lets the punters bang him up the arse and cum in his gob.
The teacher takes him outside: "Is this true?" Boy: No miss its bollock. He plays for England i am to embarrased to say.

[eeyore]

Oxo have brought out a new red and white cube to celebrate Englands euro campaign... Its called the laughin stock

[eeyore]

ALERT Tom Tom are recalling 1,500,000 of there Sat Nav unit - apparently england can't be found anywhere in Europe!

[eeyore]

Teacher asks pupils for a ten letter word, "masturbate" shouts Johnny! "Oh thats a mouthful" says teacher "No your thinking of blowjob miss thats only 7"

[eeyore]

Teenage girl come home and asks her mum "Is it true that babies come out of where boys put their penises." Yes said her mum "fucking hell" said the girl "Wont that break my jaw"

[smk415]

hhhhelllooo iiisss ttthisss tttthhe ooowner ooofff tthhe shhhoopp
ttthhatt i i i got ttthhheee v v vibrator from.
how how do youuu tturnn the the fffuucckkiinn ttthingg offffff

[slick]

www.conjunctivitis.com

Its a site for sore eyes.

[Winrew]

, Thats the first funny joke that you have stuck on this thread

Er , probably the word " stuck " is innapropriate

[andeeeee]

after being presumed dead for the last 5 years , john darwin has said he`ll never go on holiday with the McCanns again

[slick]

Tampax have announced today that they will be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This will be for the christmas period only.

[slick]

Jeremy Beadles family have requested that there will be no minutes silence to be held in his name,instead they would rather he just got a big hand.

[Winrew]

Cmon Slick lad , your better than that mate

[mr_taffy]

Apparently his cremation is being shown live on "Youve Been Flamed".