Saturday

[Punter]

I’m at Hall Green tomorrow night as part of a stag do, any trap bias there?
I’ll be keeping it cheap and going £3 a race, probably 50p combo' forecasts or tricasts
Any tips?

[Bigkegman]

This only works in puppy races - back the one with the curliest tail. If theren't arent any with curly tails then back the dog whose handler has the biggest tits

Have a great day Kop and behave !!!

[Punter]

Not quite the reply i was expecting but funny stuff kegs and i think i'm actually going to pick my dogs on the size of the handlers tits now!

...i cant promise i'm going to behave though

[TopDog]

No real bias

But Trap 6 is the leading trap these last couple of months..indeed wide runners do ok here and trap 1 has the worse record

Suggest traps 2,5 & 6 for combo forecasts and trios

Inform trainer is G Ballentine

Have a good evening

[Punter]

2, 5 and 6 it is then Topdog, cheers

[Punter]

Topdog - Keggars - thank you gents

I opted to split level stakes in the end on two dogs each race, followed the trainer inform you mentioned Topdog, (cant remember if he had 3 or 4 winners) and went for the handlers bigest tits for another option....£10 per race.
13 races i finished £4 down...i consider that a right result!

Biggest smile i had on the night was when i was going to cash my winning ticket after the 9.50, i had £17.50 to pick up and just as i approached the bookie some old bastard in his 70's knocked my shin with his walking stick to get his ticket paid out first, i thought go on then you old git, go and pick your probable £7 up first.... the bookie counted out and paid the man £700!!

Great night