I AM A DONKEY THREAD

[christianu]

Everyone knows deepstack is a donkey muse, ive played this donk many a time.

Me and Poussin literally own them 0.5/1 tables. Thelucky123 owns a bit and Sundman even though he's average seems to do well all the time.

[niceflopAA]

well done guys

[Yen_Sid]

Originally Posted by niceflopAA

well done guys

[Scottieboy08]

LOL at NiceFlopAA

[Jezza]

Originally Posted by niceflopAA

well done guys

[Scottieboy08]

OK, prob not the purpose of this thread, but this was amusing. Particularly like the open-shove on river LETS PLAY FOR STACKS PAL

** Carnap [Hold em] (0.50|1.00 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money
- ukram65 sitting in seat 1 with $49.15
- Scottieboy08 sitting in seat 2 with $213.60 [Dealer]
- 007POKER sitting in seat 3 with $0.00
- cammykid sitting in seat 4 with $89.91
- vorsov_gt sitting in seat 5 with $117.42
- DONK sitting in seat 6 with $84.50
cammykid posted the small blind - $0.50
vorsov_gt posted the big blind - $1.00

** Dealing card to Scottieboy08: 4d, 4c

DONK called - $1.00
ukram65 folded
Scottieboy08 called - $1.00
cammykid called - $0.50
vorsov_gt checked

** Dealing the flop: Ks, 4s, 9c

cammykid checked
vorsov_gt checked
DONK bet - $2.00
Scottieboy08 raised - $7.00
cammykid folded
vorsov_gt folded
DONK called - $5.00

** Dealing the turn: 2h

DONK bet - $4.50
Scottieboy08 raised - $18.00
DONK called - $13.50

** Dealing the river: 3d

DONK went all-in - $58.50
Scottieboy08 called - $58.50

DONK shows: Qs, 2s
Scottieboy08 shows: 4d, 4c

Scottieboy08 wins $169.00 from the main pot

ROFL

[Yen_Sid]

Don't think that play merits a place in here Scottie, but since you insist.....

[Yen_Sid]

Just reading back this hand, probably made a couple of wrong decisions by not re-raising etc, but, regardless of my play the end result was always going to be the same..

***** Hand 612515731 *****
0.12/0.25 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 09 May 2007 22:56:06
Turbo TH 137 (Real /Cash Game )
Seat 1: krawiec (39.13)
Seat 2: TheHit333 (4.68)
Seat 3: Mejlas (54.62)
Seat 4: yen_sid (32.64)
Seat 5: Drift Roni (13.13)
yen_sid post SB 0.12
Drift Roni post BB 0.25
** Deal **
krawiec [N/A, N/A]
TheHit333 [N/A, N/A]
Mejlas [N/A, N/A]
yen_sid [10h, 10d]
Drift Roni [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
krawiec Fold
TheHit333 Fold
Mejlas Raise to 0.50
yen_sid Call 0.50
Drift Roni Raise to 1.75
Mejlas Call 1.75
yen_sid Call 1.75
*** Flop(Board): *** : [10c, Kd, 6d]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
yen_sid Check
Drift Roni Bet 3.50
Mejlas Raise to 7.00
yen_sid Call 7.00
Drift Roni Fold
*** Turn(Board): *** : [10c, Kd, 6d, 2d]
*** Bet Round 3 ***
yen_sid Check
Mejlas Bet 5.00
yen_sid Raise to 18.75
Mejlas Call 18.75
*** River(Board): *** : [10c, Kd, 6d, 2d, 7c]
*** Bet Round 4 ***
yen_sid All-in 5.14
Mejlas Call 5.14
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 3.00 Total Pot: 67.53
krawiec Fold Win: 0.00
TheHit333 Fold Win: 0.00
Mejlas [Kc, Ks] Three of a kind, kings Win: 67.53
yen_sid [10h, 10d] Three of a kind, tens Win: fuck aw!!
Drift Roni Fold Win: 0.00

[Scottieboy08]

Unlucky Ed, those things happen

Make sure you don't let those draws in cheap on the flop though sonny

[Yen_Sid]

Originally Posted by Scottieboy08

Unlucky Ed, those things happen

Make sure you don't let those draws in cheap on the flop though sonny

Aye, cheers Scottie, was aware of the draw dangers as I told you, just decided I would take the risk to hopefully get a big pay out, unfortunately KKK never entered my head.

[alexross]

Since I bragged once this week, Time to reveal an old donk hand I played.

It was all profit- I won $11 on mermaid and built it all up.. until this hand.

***** Hand 552204833 *****
5.00/10.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - Tuesday, March 06, 2007 4:26:43 AM
Table TH 157 (Real/Cash Game)
Seat 1: Slowturtl5 (6512.99)
Seat 2: miktw (0.00)
Seat 3: gonz@l63 (1483.55)
Seat 4: Tevje (1978.90)
Seat 5: alexross (1124.00)
gonz@l63 post SB 5.00
Tevje post BB 10.00
** Deal **
Slowturtl5 [N/A, N/A]
gonz@l63 [N/A, N/A]
Tevje [N/A, N/A]
alexross [Kc, Ad]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
alexross Call 10.00
Slowturtl5 Raise to 50.00
gonz@l63 Fold
Tevje Fold
alexross Call 50.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [9h, 2c, 6c]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
alexross Bet 50.00
Slowturtl5 Raise to 170.00
alexross Call 170.00
*** Turn(Board): *** : [9h, 2c, 6c, Qs]
*** Bet Round 3 ***
alexross Bet 220.00
Slowturtl5 All-in 6292.99
alexross All-in 904.00
*** River(Board): *** : [9h, 2c, 6c, Qs, Jd]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 3.00 Total Pot: 2260.00
Slowturtl5 [8h, Jh] Pair of jacks Win:2260.00
alexross [Kc, Ad] Highest card ace Win:0.00

I knew I was ahead all the way, and presumed he had missed the river..eek .. bit of a cooler, and definately pure donkage. I mean.. $2260. who did I think I was?! No more 5/10 for now.!

[Scottieboy08]

Sick inducing bluff bets and call downs, very unlucky man Any reason you limped pre-flop? I'm guessing its a 5 max table

[alexross]

Originally Posted by Scottieboy08

Sick inducing bluff bets and call downs, very unlucky man Any reason you limped pre-flop? I'm guessing its a 5 max table

I limped preflop to disguise my hand. The other guy in the pot with me was a serial raiser, and I had watched his table for a good hour before I dared to sit down.. I was happy to stop and go for my whole stack if I figured I had the best hand after the flop. Poker is a cruel mistress sometimes...

you wanna know what he said after the hand?

"nice call"
"ul"

AAAAARGH
lol

[dauners]

whom ,,

[dauners]

it's seams so so ... :D
ok ,, don't be donkey ,, :D anyway joke ,, :D