I AM A DONKEY THREAD

[christianu]

Yes its true

JEZZA CANT FOLD TOP PAIR HU

only explanation here was you were trying to be heroic or someone had a gun to your head, but even then i might take the bullet!

Cant play every hand perfect, what was your thinking there mate?

[Jezza]

lol chris yep I GOT TOP PAIR IM ALL IN BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (for 75bb on a 4 str8 board obv haha)I figured he had a busted heart draw, and it either had a 9 or it was total air if you know what I mean.

[trickrick]

I hate poker..On a bad run and this happens...Ok I'm shortstacked in a 5 seater 15 player MTT with 6 players left, and need a few chips..Playing against bigstackboy I guess I'm a bad playing donkey here? Or unlucky??

** $10 Freezeout[800184]:Table 1 [Sit & Go Hold 'em] (100.00|200.00 No Limit - MTT) Real Money

- Trickrick sitting in seat 1 with $1260.00 [Dealer]
- hodmeister sitting in seat 2 with $2980.00
- pkpatkar sitting in seat 4 with $6657.50

hodmeister posted the small blind - $50.00
pkpatkar posted the big blind - $100.00

** Dealing card to Trickrick: 3 of Hearts, 3 of Diamonds
Trickrick raised - $200.00
hodmeister folded
pkpatkar called - $200.00

** Dealing the flop: Jack of Hearts, 2 of Hearts, Jack of Diamonds
pkpatkar checked
Trickrick went all-in - $1060.00
pkpatkar called - $1060.00
pkpatkar shows: 8 of Clubs, Jack of Spades

** Dealing the turn: 3 of Spades

** Dealing the river: Jack of Clubs

pkpatkar wins $2570.00 from the main pot

End of game 1232090586

[Grga]

I HATE POKER.



Game #1868489980 - (blinds $0.10/$0.25) No Limit Texas Hold'em -
2007/03/02-20:31:55.2 (CST)
Table "Miki (5 max)" (real money) -- Seat 3 is the button
Seat 1: KenDoddsDog ($25.00 in chips)
Seat 2: grga1982 ($11.05 in chips)
Seat 3: stuomac ($54.70 in chips)
Seat 4: shaggle ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 5: jwolle ($60.22 in chips)
shaggle : Post Small Blind ($0.10)
jwolle : Post Big Blind ($0.25)
KenDoddsDog: Post ($0.25)
Dealing...
Dealt to grga1982 [ Ad ]
Dealt to grga1982 [ Ac ]
KenDoddsDog: Check
grga1982: Raise ($0.50)
stuomac : Call ($0.50)
shaggle : Call ($0.40)
jwolle : Raise ($2)
KenDoddsDog: Fold
grga1982: Raise ($10.55)
stuomac : Fold
shaggle : Fold
jwolle : Call ($8.80)
*** FLOP *** : [ 9h Tc 2s ]
*** TURN *** : [ 9h Tc 2s ] [ 6h ]
*** RIVER *** : [ 9h Tc 2s 6h ] [ Jd ]
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: $22.20 | Rake: $1.15
Board: [ 9h Tc 2s 6h Jd ]
KenDoddsDog lost $0.25 (folded)
grga1982 lost $11.05 (showed hand) [ Ad Ac ] (a pair of aces)
stuomac lost $0.50 (folded)
shaggle lost $0.50 (folded)
jwolle bet $11.05, collected $22.20, net +$11.15 (showed hand) [ Qd Kc
] (a straight, nine to king)

[Scottieboy08]

That shouldn't be in this thread Grga, you basically done nothing wrong. However as for your opponent...

[tornis]

This is probably the worst call I have made through my whole poker career

***** Hand 537567514 *****
0.50/1.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - den 16 februari 2007 19:38:18
Table TH 561 (Real /Cash Game )
Seat 1: nafakli (115.72)
Seat 2: tornis (124.85)
Seat 3: Basilevs (107.02)
Seat 4: LOCOMOTIVE (11.50)
Seat 5: TweetiePie (202.06)
nafakli post SB 0.50
tornis post BB 1.00
** Deal **
nafakli [N/A, N/A]
tornis [10s, 3d]
Basilevs [N/A, N/A]
LOCOMOTIVE [N/A, N/A]
TweetiePie [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
Basilevs Fold
LOCOMOTIVE Fold
TweetiePie Fold
nafakli Call 1.00
tornis Check
*** Flop(Board): *** : [3s, 10c, 3h]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
nafakli Check
tornis Check
*** Turn(Board): *** : [3s, 10c, 3h, 10h]
*** Bet Round 3 ***
nafakli Check
tornis Check
*** River(Board): *** : [3s, 10c, 3h, 10h, 5c]
*** Bet Round 4 ***
nafakli All-in 114.72
tornis Call 114.72
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 3.00 Total Pot: 228.44
nafakli [5s, 10d] Full house Win :228.44
tornis Muck Win :0.00

My only excuse was that I was a bit tired
Such a bad call

[raisin man]

I don' thank thats too bad a call tornis. I think someone with a 10x might make the same play. It seems like such a weird play anyway, just pushing like that. Could also have been someone with an A playing badly. Or he could have a 3x.

Only thing that has you beat is 10 5 or 55.

I'd have been hard pushed to make that lay down.

[tornis]

55, dont have me beat, I have TTT33...

But I mean, this is not a bad player, to make that kind of bet, like 50xpot I have to suspect something, I don't think he would make that kind of bet with Tx, only T5.
I mean what jerk makes a 50xpot bluff?, why make that kind of bet with a T, when you can get paid off by 5, 3 or pp.

[raisin man]

Fair point, wasn't paying much attention when i was typing. But I've seen those called before and the guy has nothing.

Anyway, live and learn, eh?

[tornis]

yep :D

[Scottieboy08]

TILT TIME: On a -2.5 buy-in streak playing fucking bad. Laddies btw.

** Stradella [Hold em] (0.25|0.50 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money
- bobbysox sitting in seat 1 with $42.43
- seaman3 sitting in seat 2 with $10.00
- Eskeman sitting in seat 3 with $47.50
- kalleflopp sitting in seat 4 with $65.06
- duncapone sitting in seat 5 with $75.07
- maisiesdad sitting in seat 6 with $65.06
- Scottieboy08 sitting in seat 7 with $49.50
- ThePreditor sitting in seat 8 with $53.66
- ecky1 sitting in seat 9 with $21.46 [Dealer]
- vronkan sitting in seat 10 with $49.25
vronkan posted the small blind - $0.25
bobbysox posted the big blind - $0.50

** Dealing card to Scottieboy08: 9 of Clubs, 8 of Clubs
seaman3 folded
Eskeman folded
kalleflopp folded
duncapone called - $0.50
maisiesdad called - $0.50
Scottieboy08 called - $0.50
ThePreditor raised - $3.00
ecky1 folded
vronkan folded
bobbysox folded
duncapone folded
maisiesdad folded
Scottieboy08 called - $3.00

** Dealing the flop: King of Clubs, 5 of Spades, 8 of Spades
Scottieboy08 bet - $6.50
ThePreditor raised - $13.00
Scottieboy08 went all-in - $40.00
ThePreditor called - $46.50
** Dealing the turn: 3 of Hearts
** Dealing the river: 4 of Clubs
Scottieboy08 shows: 9 of Clubs, 8 of Clubs

ThePreditor shows: Queen of Hearts, Queen of Clubs

ThePreditor wins $97.75 from the main pot

WTF is he calling with, CNUT
Well thats my rant (and hopefully tilt over with)

[Scottieboy08]

Sorry, the use of words was uncalled for in the penultimate sentence, apologies

[christianu]

lol, nah you stupid cunt, its alright to say that

Besides you switched the n and u around like a bit of a cunt anyway.

[Scottieboy08]

Cheers m8 Its annoying. I'm on a LAG as fcuk table atm and I have picked up nuttin in about 130 hands

[mrmuzeman]

BUTTON HERO

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DEEPSTACKD [CK C10]

gladheateher: Fold
JokerSoft: Call $1.00
mstad: Fold
DEEPSTACKD: Call $1.00
TheTiroler: Call $0.50
MRm4st3r: Check

*** FLOP *** [S3 DJ D5]
TheTiroler: Check
MRm4st3r: Check
JokerSoft: Check
DEEPSTACKD: Bet $4.00
TheTiroler: Fold
MRm4st3r: Fold
JokerSoft: Call $4.00

*** TURN *** [H8]
JokerSoft: Bet $1.00
DEEPSTACKD: Raise $13.00
JokerSoft: Call $12.00

*** RIVER *** [C3]
JokerSoft: Check
DEEPSTACKD: Bet $10.00
JokerSoft: Call $10.00

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $55.10 Rake $2.90
JokerSoft: wins $55.10

Dealt to JokerSoft [H5 S8]


About once a month I run a proper bluff and realise afterwards why you should just REALLY never fcuking bother EVER.

If youre wondering what the fcuk I was thinking, I bet the flop cos I think 2 of the 3 opponents had the check/fold button ticked. Then on the turn I had a "eureka moment" where I was utterly convinced he was on a flush draw. Then bet at the end is so that a possible nut flush draw folds as I cant beat that by checking behind. Doesnt make it right though although 90% of the time Id have a Jack here and take this down as the river paired which makes me feel better,