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Re: I AM A DONKEY THREAD
Wazik, this definititely doesnt qualify for this thread. All the money was going in no matter what here. Its not even a case of a bad slowplay as he was calling any bet at any point.
I would only have issue with your check on the flop and weak bet on the turn, Not because your allowing him to outdraw you as he was always going to call but because you wouldnt be extracting as much money as I think you could here. Bet your big hands big, a better way to slowplay IMO can be to put a weak bet, smaller than that of your raise pre flop in rather than just checking. |
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Aye some good points made here.
Yeah the pre flop raise was too small. If I raise with a big pair it will ALWAYS be 4bb as a minimum. Once youve hit that flop it does qualify for a slowplay. Doesnt HAVE to be slowplayed but it could be, a flopped full house can definitely be slowplayed. You should probly bet a bit more on the turn but you know the guy could be drawing dead on you here for all you know, you do have a massive hand. |I wouldnt have given it up on the river either so there was nothing wrong with that imo. He could have trip Kings or had 22 or 55 for a lower full house just as much as he could have a hand that beats you. |
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Re: I AM A DONKEY THREAD
Don't have the hand history but for some reason i refused to put down pocket queens even after seeing a king on the turn. Lost $60 to a guy with pocket kings. I had placed him on a high pocket pair and the king should have been my cue to fold but I thought fuck it and threw another $30 in. Played very badly and by shaming myself I hope to learn something from it.
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Not bad play by me (so not technically allowed in this thread
) but I duno im gona post it up anyway. Great play by 'TheDriver' on show here ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to mrmuseman [Ts As] rangerxbo: folds UNBCpoker: folds TheDriver: calls £0.50 biltema1: calls £0.50 mrmuseman: calls £0.50 piney: folds richard: folds Fazerboy: raises to £1 rajnel: calls £0.75 Olive17: calls £0.50 TheDriver: calls £0.50 biltema1: calls £0.50 mrmuseman: calls £0.50 ----- FLOP ----- [3d 2s 9s] - nut flush draw 4 Muse rajnel: checks Olive17: checks TheDriver: checks biltema1: checks mrmuseman: checks Fazerboy: checks ----- TURN ----- [3d 2s 9s] [5s] - Hits for free rajnel: checks Olive17: checks TheDriver: bets £4 biltema1: folds mrmuseman: calls £4 Fazerboy: folds rajnel: folds Olive17: calls £4 ----- RIVER ----- [3d 2s 9s 5s] [Js] - 4 spades on board now Olive17: bets £6 TheDriver: raises to £12 - the min raise mrmuseman: raises to £60.20 and is all-in (I think hes got K of spades here so want it all) Olive17: folds TheDriver: is all-in £25.05 Returned uncalled bets £23.15 to mrmuseman ----- SHOW DOWN ----- mrmuseman: shows [Ts As] (A Flush, Ace high) TheDriver: shows [Td 7s] (A Flush, Jack high) mrmuseman collects £95.10 from Main pot I dedicate this post to TheDriver. Its what he would have wanted. |
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Just horrible play. Every single brain cell was screaming put them down and walk away!! Unfortunatley I was already down a bit and was in the mindset that I wanted to take down a big pot. So whilst knowing I should click fold the pointer edged ever closer to all in!
Hand #257714283 at table: Table TH 564 Started: Thu Apr 06 18:51:18 2006 tasosCY is at seat 1 with 17.10 coffeecup is at seat 2 with 44.00 kaanbey1 is at seat 3 with 28.62 ymb is at seat 4 with 138.25 Genevois is at seat 5 with 86.58 ThaiPad is at seat 6 with 98.50 Huector is at seat 7 with 53.41 lacatus is at seat 8 with 98.50 Cult is at seat 9 with 155.30 Pistol2 is at seat 10 with 97.50 ymb posts the large blind 1.00 kaanbey1 posts the small blind 0.50 kaanbey1: --, -- ymb: --, -- Genevois: --, -- ThaiPad: --, -- Huector: --, -- lacatus: --, -- Cult: --, -- Pistol2: As, Ac tasosCY: --, -- coffeecup: --, -- Pre-flop: Genevois: Fold ThaiPad: Fold Huector: Fold lacatus: Call 1.00 Cult: Fold Pistol2: Raise 4.00 tasosCY: Fold coffeecup: Fold kaanbey1: Fold ymb: Fold lacatus: Call 4.00 Flop (Board: 10c, Jc, 5h): lacatus: Check Pistol2: Bet 7.00 lacatus: Call 7.00 Turn (Board: 10c, Jc, 5h, 6h): lacatus: Bet 6.00 Pistol2: Raise 20.00 lacatus: Raise 43.00 Pistol2: All in (For God's sake man fold the damn cards!!!) lacatus: Call 86.50 River (Board: 10c, Jc, 5h, 6h, 2c): Showdown: lacatus shows: 10s, 10h (three of a kind, Tens) Pistol2 shows: As, Ac (a pair of Aces) Mainpot: lacatus wins the pot of 193.50 with three of a kind, Tens |
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This is the best comedy call ive seen by anyone for a good while. I call it a 'Friday night call', take a bow "Sutton"
--- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to mrmuseman [Ac 4h] Ric_ard: folds Bomber145: calls £0.25 UncleRob: folds Pasbesoin: calls £0.25 Jackhammr: calls £0.25 sutton: calls £0.25 Zerbombt: folds CedarRoom: calls £0.10 mrmuseman: checks ----- FLOP ----- [Ah Ad As] CedarRoom: checks mrmuseman: checks Bomber145: checks Pasbesoin: checks Jackhammr: bets £1 sutton: calls £1 CedarRoom: folds mrmuseman: calls £1 Bomber145: folds Pasbesoin: folds ----- TURN ----- [Ah Ad As][6h] mrmuseman: checks Jackhammr: checks sutton: bets £4 mrmuseman: calls £4 Jackhammr: folds ----- RIVER ----- [Ah Ad As 6h][Jd] mrmuseman: bets £9 sutton: calls £9 ----- SHOW DOWN ----- mrmuseman: shows [Ac 4h] (Four of a kind, Aces, Jack high) sutton: mucks hand [Ks 8s] mrmuseman collects £29 from Main pot ![]() |
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Heres some more late night Friday low limit play for you. This guy "Kingclub" was drunk at the table and as a suffering alcoholic it was only fair to relieve him of the money in which he usually uses to purchase alcohol. Either that or cause him to sink further into the depths of despair, either ways good.
--- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to I_STACK_U [Ks Kc] Im in the bigblind Angavar: raises to £1 Jackhammr: calls £1 cvarfis: folds Bill112 sits back KINGCLUB: calls £1 Wick32: folds Vendel: folds I_STACK_U: raises to £5 (wanted to isolate the drunk really but jackhammr wanted some flop action )Angavar: folds Jackhammr: calls £4 KINGCLUB: calls £4 ----- FLOP ----- [5d 2d Js] I_STACK_U: bets £15 Jackhammr: folds KINGCLUB: calls £15 (leaves himself a massive £1.09 at the back, surely he has a monster!) ----- TURN ----- [5d 2d Js][4h] I_STACK_U: bets £1.10 KINGCLUB: is all-in £1.09 ----- RIVER ----- [5d 2d Js 4h][4s] ----- SHOW DOWN ----- I_STACK_U: shows [Ks Kc] (Two Pairs, Kings and Fours, Jack high) KINGCLUB: shows [Tc 9h] (A Pair of Fours, Jack high) I_STACK_U collects £45.78 from Main pot No hand, no pair and no draw. Id like to dedicate this to Friday night drunks everywhere, bless your little beer stained inebriated socks ![]() |
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I think you're all going to like this one. In my defence the guy had been playing some of the worst poker I've ever seen, not quite as bad as mine in this hand though. He refused to put down any hand, the first hand he bought in for he lost 50 to me when he pushed all in with nothing on the flop and I called with top pair top kicker.God, I really don't want to post this hand. The shame of it all
Table Name Hand ID Game Stakes Horror Planet 10474805-6973 Holdem No Limit $0.25/$0.50 [Jul 24 15:57:23] : Hand Start. [Jul 24 15:57:23] : Seat 1 : TrainSurfer has $16.10 [Jul 24 15:57:23] : Seat 2 : ritzrazz has $17.79 [Jul 24 15:57:23] : Seat 3 : Argyll123 has $21.61 [Jul 24 15:57:23] : Seat 4 : billymac777 has $45.94 [Jul 24 15:57:23] : Seat 5 : arkadii1 has $1.75 [Jul 24 15:57:23] : Seat 6 : plumballs has $16.24 [Jul 24 15:57:23] : Seat 7 : pistolpetey has $100.01 [Jul 24 15:57:23] : Seat 8 : Dunc00088 has $134.84 [Jul 24 15:57:23] : Seat 9 : trixta101 has $20.59 [Jul 24 15:57:23] : arkadii1 is the dealer. [Jul 24 15:57:23] : plumballs posted small blind. [Jul 24 15:57:24] : pistolpetey posted big blind. [Jul 24 15:57:24] : Game [6973] started with 8 players. [Jul 24 15:57:24] : Dealing Hole Cards. [Jul 24 15:57:24] : Seat 7 : pistolpetey has 8c 9d [Jul 24 15:57:27] : Dunc00088 called $0.50 [Jul 24 15:57:42] : trixta101 has 10 seconds to respond. [Jul 24 15:57:58] : trixta101 folded. [Jul 24 15:57:58] : ritzrazz folded. [Jul 24 15:57:59] : Argyll123 folded. [Jul 24 15:57:59] : billymac777 folded. [Jul 24 15:57:59] : arkadii1 folded. [Jul 24 15:58:00] : plumballs folded. [Jul 24 15:58:01] : pistolpetey checked. [Jul 24 15:58:02] : Dealing flop. [Jul 24 15:58:02] : Board cards [2d 2c 8d] [Jul 24 15:58:09] : pistolpetey bet $2 [Jul 24 15:58:16] : Dunc00088 called $2 and raised $4 [Jul 24 15:58:27] : pistolpetey called $4 and raised $8 [Jul 24 15:58:31] : Dunc00088 called $8 [Jul 24 15:58:31] : Dealing turn. [Jul 24 15:58:31] : Board cards [2d 2c 8d 2s] [Jul 24 15:58:41] : pistolpetey bet $85.51 and is All-in [Jul 24 15:58:48] : pistolpetey : gl [Jul 24 15:58:48] : Dunc00088 : your mad [Jul 24 15:58:50] : Dunc00088 called $85.51 [Jul 24 15:58:50] : Showdown! [Jul 24 15:58:50] : Seat 7 : pistolpetey has 8c 9d [Jul 24 15:58:52] : Seat 7 : pistolpetey has 8c 9d [Jul 24 15:58:52] : Seat 8 : Dunc00088 has 2h Kd [Jul 24 15:58:57] : Board cards [2d 2c 8d 2s 3s] [Jul 24 15:58:57] : Seat 7 : pistolpetey has 8c 9d [Jul 24 15:58:58] : pistolpetey has Full House : 2s full of 8s [Jul 24 15:58:58] : Seat 8 : Dunc00088 has 2h Kd [Jul 24 15:58:58] : Dunc00088 has Four of a kind: 2s [Jul 24 15:58:58] : Dunc00088 wins $197.27 with Four of a kind: 2s [Jul 24 15:59:07] : Hand is over. |
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