[Jezza]

Ok I have seen this on a couple of other poker forums so I thought I would try it here....

Basically when you have totally annihalated someone in a hand online by playing it spot on, copy the hand history in here for everyone to see how great you are.....

OK well I would kick it off but unfortunately I have nothing to post in here at the moment

Jez

[aliensyndm]

I gonna post but there's not enough room for my entire poker history

Nothing springs to mind at the moment really. Hmmm does going all in with AA pre-flop count as perfect ?

[Jezza]

Game #845289983: Texas Hold'em No Limit (£1/£2) - 2005/08/13 - 20:32:51 (GMT)
Table "Taunton" Seat 3 is the button.
Seat 3: MAVER1CK (£285.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Beany (£15.50 in chips)
Seat 6: SuperJez (£184.50 in chips)
Beany: posts small blind £1
SuperJez: posts big blind £2
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to SuperJez [9c Jh]
MAVER1CK: raises to £6
Beany: folds
SuperJez: calls £4
----- FLOP ----- [6s Td 8d]
SuperJez: checks
MAVER1CK: bets £6
SuperJez: calls £6
----- TURN ----- [6s Td 8d][2d]
SuperJez: checks
MAVER1CK: bets £10
SuperJez: raises to £30
MAVER1CK: calls £20
----- RIVER ----- [6s Td 8d 2d][Ad]
SuperJez: bets £40
MAVER1CK: folds
Returned uncalled bets £40 to SuperJez
SuperJez: doesn't show hand
SuperJez collected £82 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £85 Main pot £82 Rake £3
Board [6s Td 8d 2d Ad]
Seat 3: MAVER1CK (button) folded on the River
Seat 5: Beany (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: SuperJez (big blind) collected £82
****HAND ENDS****HAH he probably was from linkoping

[christianu]

Ha ha Nice one with ye olde J9, should we sticky these threads so they dont get lost? Never had so much to read in the poker forum before

[ONEDUNME]

Erm...I'd be carefull what you sticky if I were you Chris

[aliensyndm]

We'll bloody well sticky what we like in this forum thankyouverymuch !

[moDtheGod]

I don't think you played that "perfectly".

[christianu]

Are you and Neil like the most annoying internet people ever!

[mrmuzeman]

What wlda been perfect ay then Modthegod? Laying it down cos you didnt hit? Or taking down a sweet pot with SWEET FA, I think its worthy of a place in the thread and no mistake

[mexineil]

Playing it perfectly would have been to go all in preflop.

[Doc]

you'd go all-in pre-flop with J9o for 92 times the big blind when your opponent has already raised it????

LOL - If that is perfection give me Jez's amatuerish effort above any day. I'd have raised a little more on the turn, depending on my read of the player - maybe to £40 or £45, but overall I'd say that hand was well played

[mexineil]

Yes I would.

[Doc]

LOL

thanks for that info for the next time the league is on

you know you are only a marginal favourite against a random hand. Even if he only throws away the worst unsuited hands (i.e. plays any suited cards, any connectors, any 1 gappers, any ace, any high cards) you are an underdog! If we assume he has a pair or two high cards he is a 2-1 favourite - he is going to get one of those hands about 15-20% of the time btw

Quite simply that is appalling play - the times he will fold he will fold to a much smaller raise and the times he will call you are a massive underdog and he has all your chips to play for. Even if you get lucky he still has a deep enough stack to come back.

You really are a muppet, no wonder chris (who does actually walk the walk and not just talk the talk!) doesn't like you! LOL

[mexineil]

Yeah cause he's gonna call my 92BB all in with 34s? Anyway, J9 always wins.

[Doc]

even more to the point if he doesn't.
80% of the time he'll fold and you get 3.5BB for your trouble
20% of the time he'll call you - of those you'll win 92.5BB about 6% and he'll win your 92 about 14%

so
0.8*3.5+0.06*92.5-0.14*92=-4.53BB

i.e. you can expect, on average, to lose 4.5 Big Blinds every time you make this move.

Top poker that.