If you're playing post in here

[GETT1NLOTS]

If you want a game of poker against your TDP mates then post up in here as to where you are and on what site.

I'll sticky this thread so we can keep this a rolling feature.

[GETT1NLOTS]

In laddies at the moment with a starting bank of $84 on cash table West Ham.

NL $0.50 / $1.00

[ONEDUNME]

Sounds like a good idea Gettin. I reckon it could catch on.

[GETT1NLOTS]

Yeah I remember starting something like this ages ago.

Ooooooooo AQ...

[GETT1NLOTS]

You're watching me aint you ODM?

[ONEDUNME]

Yes - and you're losing

[GETT1NLOTS]

Watch and learn my little bald monkey featured friend. I am a genius of the green poker baize.

[ONEDUNME]

I am watching master

[ONEDUNME]

So let me get this clear master, is it like darts? Does the first one to get to zero win?

You're doing pretty well

[GETT1NLOTS]

It's a bad day at the office I tell you.

[GETT1NLOTS]

I'll be honest and say that I'm not getting many cards or flops but when i do I am playing them badly.

[GETT1NLOTS]

I hate poker. Stick this thread up your japs eye.

[ONEDUNME]

Oh well. It's not the winning it's the taking part that counts eh

[GETT1NLOTS]

I only had one hand mate - two pair on the one that sent me bust. Three clubs in the first four cards (flop and turn) didn't worry me too much against the bluffing cunt I was playing. He had been nicking pots in late position all the time. I just caught him when he wasn't bluffing.

That said my all in with $40 should have made him fold with a J flush. He couldn't or shouldn't have figured himself ahead there.

[ONEDUNME]

If there's one thing worse than a bluffing cunt, it's a bluffing cunt who doesn't realise that he has no right to be playing the hand he has.













The only worse thing than that is when the bluffing stupid bastard goes and wins