Poker Day Dreams

[kompressaur]

In typical non poker fashion i will post in here. I was just thinking then about the things i dream about when playing poker. what i would love to happen to me is to be in a TV game and for the commentator to say "i really like that bet" after i had put in a bet. thats all i ever want from my poker.

I'd love to make Phil Helmuth cry at the tables too. Me Phil and that wee Grisel fella. We could lay into Phil and eventually he would break.

Do you have any personal poker dream/fantasies?

[Scottieboy08]

I know Chris' would involve Michael Grecho

[mrmuzeman]

Ultimate fantasy? Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching.

Id actually like a commentator to diss my play cos most of em are numpties who slowplay and check everything trying to 'trap'. Id bet pot anyway and end up all in, win and give their commentary advice the finger. Especially if Simon Trumper was commentating. Actually that brings me to a sort of a lame dream I guess that did come true (even if it was a totally lame rebuy tourny in Brighton still in the rebuy stages). Simon Trumper was there and took on my AK with his Qx and he flopped a Q but I turned or rivered an A or K and he had to rebuy. It was self dealt to and it was his go to deal so he sealed/dealt his own fate. He looked gutted too even thought it was only a tenner.

Simon Trumper sucks

[Scottieboy08]

Originally Posted by mrmuzeman

Ultimate fantasy? Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching.

Might go and have a watch of that in a bit

[mrmuzeman]

Id like to say to Joseph Hachem, 'I like your little beard'

[kompressaur]

soz just quickly while i remember. I was just thinking about that big smith fella battering Negranu. Imagine you got involved and that Ted guy jumped in and battered you. that would be awfull. Batter by Ted the backward poker player.

What poker player would you like to fight?

I'd like to fight Jeniifer Harman. Actually i would like to fight her and her wee buddy Negranu. What an easy fight that would be. You could even throw in another as it would be so easy..errrr Men the Master. He could be the one to watch though.

simon Trumper looks pretty mean Mr M. skinheads always do. at your claim to fame Mr M. Ive never heard of him i must admit. I reckon Hachem wouldnt be upto much in the fighting stakes. I bet you he's easy to want to fall out with too. Oh wait a sec....Jamie Gold. there's a wet blanket for you. you couldnt hit him. He'd make you feel really guilty afterwards i think. Starting crying and feeling sorry for himself. Anyhow i think im getting a bit too into this now

I watched Grecko win that EPT in Cardiff Scottie It just shows you that with a bit of luck anyone can win a big tournie. He was awfull i thought. Suppose he wasnt used to the tv lights. cnut was shagging Lyndsy Dawn Mckenzie too for a while. Actually is there any nudie pics of that errr....the unabombers girlfriend....errr..tyler...lilly.. you now the one. Ive grown to like her these days

[DAN DAN]

[mrmuzeman]

I dont really like her shes annoying but you have to admit youd be distracted by her at the poker table if she was opposite you dressed like this

[Jezza]

oh dear tho.....

YouTube - Jennifer Tilly in a hand against Patrick Antonius OMG

[mrmuzeman]

Thats what im talking about, a still picture sure, but put her in celluloid and look at what happens

At least she bet the flop

Its just gets worse the more you watch it, so sick. A worse river check is hard to come by. I mean why wouldnt you put Antonius on KK? theres 2 Kings on the board so obv quads is so likely. He just flat called preflop and check/called flop then checked turn and river. All the hallmarks of KK there

[DAN DAN]

Yen_sid's poker dream is me winning a poker tourney. Both winners when that happens.

[Yen_Sid]

Nice wee easy short handed stt at half 10 DD, get in there.

Those table shots would sure as hell distract me muse.

[DAN DAN]

Originally Posted by Yen_Sid

Nice wee easy short handed stt at half 10 DD, get in there.

Those table shots would sure as hell distract me muse.

You've no chance, I ain't even playing it since you're oggling Tilly's tits.

[Yen_Sid]

This is not a poker dream. I can just imagine being at a big live event with old komp, komp is absolutely blootered drunk and he staggers past the final table and falls onto it, knocks over all the chips etc, spills his can of special brew all over the felt and upsets everone.

Sorry komp, obviously have very little going on in my big heid.

[mrmuzeman]

Originally Posted by DAN DAN

You've no chance, I ain't even playing it since you're oggling Tilly's tits.

There was a woman on a table I was dealing to once, she was right common but decent looking and had massive jugs. She kept knocking over her chipstack with them when leaning forward to look at the flop. It was great but never have I made so many dealing errors