Isn't that nice

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

My girlfriends just come back from shopping and surprise surprise - shes come home with a poker book for me. Haha. Poker hints and tips - will fire through it and see if its any use!

[aliensyndm]

Now that's hte kinda girlfried I need, can I borrow her for a bit ?

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

Yeah she is pretty good for things like this - she lie's and watches football with me. Quiet aswell, not speaking while its on. Since ive got into my poker shes bought herself a book and comes round and reads while i play. Really cant beat her!

Starting price of around £500 a night?

[christianu]

One more Tournament win and ive got Kiko's girlfriend for a night! She wont be quiet with me

[christianu]

Incase you didnt realise, i meant we'll be having sex Kiko.

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

Originally Posted by christianu

Incase you didnt realise, i meant we'll be having sex Kiko.

Here was me thinking you's were going to be jumping up in excitement at a game of tiddlywinks!! :pat

[christianu]

I thought it might sound like that so i had to clear it up!

[aliensyndm]

£500 a night is alot for a 2nd hand girl, never mind a 1237th hand girl !!

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

OOOOOOOOhhhh Alien - that was below the belt. The girlfriend is raging now - you better make a quick escape

[aliensyndm]

She is ? Excellent. I love it when they squirm !! Moo ha ha.

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

Just to note - i read the entire book on my nightshift last night,lol. I am getting there with the calculations you will be pleased to know Alien - still some stuff that didnt make sense though. I will post up over the weekend a part of the book, as after thinking i understood it i tried to work it out but got different answers to what was written in it :think Most likely me being a retard though!