Snobby Bitches

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

First night out last night proper in a while and its the same old fucking cnuts going about.

Queuing to get into a club and my mate made a little comment about the wait or something then these snobby bitches turn round and start giving us shite for him comment.

Now my mate doesn't like confrontations so he just kept quiet but was i fuck keeping quiet. I was all set to do a Balboa uppercut on these daddy little princess's.

Really, what is the need for this cnuts to stick their noses in other peoples business. Its girls like this that cause fights as guys going past will hear they are getting abused and not know the full story and then kick off a fight although thankfully that didn't happen last night.

One good thing was the look of disgust on their faces when i called them "a bunch of cnuts"

Are these type of women widespead where you's live?

As when i have been out in Glasgow, London there weren't many compared to the number of these bastards up here

[kompressaur]

aye well as long as you told them what you think of them kiko it should pierce their snobby armour. Their dads and brothers are probably lovely too them. I would bare my arse at them and exclaim that they all want a bit of me probably. They would think otherwise no doubt.

Maybe we all just hate what we feel threatened by. We could just be jealous of them as theyre 'so together'. Maybe we see all the bad things in us when we meet people like that?

[kompressaur]

speaking of snobs Kiko. Ive heard that people wet toilet paper and wipe their bum Ive never considered it and it sounds like a good idea. Does anyone else wet the toilet paper?

[Kop66]

Does anyone else wet the toilet paper?

No - i use the flannel then put it back for the Mrs to wash her face in

Nah i aint heard of that one before Komp

[Hippy Dave]

Originally Posted by Kiko

i called them "a bunch of cnuts"

The guys round there sounds really nice too Kiko

[rcgills]

Me neither. Wouldn't it just make the toilet paper disintegrate? You can always use wet wipes though.

[kompressaur]

Cheers for the replies chaps and even better that you all havent heard of it either. I thought that me and personal hygene were really walking on the opposite side of the street. I find the thought of even using wet wipes a little uncomfortable RC but then i suppose you'd dry your arse after you'd wetted it. I just dont like having a wet arse.

I always worry about what part of a towel i should wipe my arse with after coming out the bath Kop. I know it should be clean but im worried for people using it after me and wiping their face with it. Theres nothing you can do about it though.

I still dont trust myself to sit on furniture with no pants on even after a bath

[Kop66]

I still dont trust myself to sit on furniture with no pants on even after a bath

[Winrew]

It sort of sticks in your arse hair if its wet , it sort of rolls up into small pellet shapes , ive had a shit in the Thames before btw , it was a lovely summers day and i decided to have a bath in the Thames , well i had been on the cider for several days , so i produced a big wet fart as i entered the water , it looked like coffee when it floated to the top , i blamed the bloke standing next to me ( he was from Wales ) i suppose folk believed me , lets be honest welsh probably do that sort of thing all the time ..........Er , no offence to taffs btw......