Man cuts off his nob.... - Betting Forum

**all_funkt_up** · #1 (**permalink**) 24-04-2007, 12:29

Apparently a bloke walks into a London restaurant, went into thr kitchen and proceded to remove his chopper.

Not content with that, he starts stabbing himself and when the Police arrived, they had to use CS Gas to restrain him. I would have thought he would have been in agony and not needed restraining.

Mad Mad Mad

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Man cuts off penis in restaurant

The man tried to gain access to the kitchen

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.
A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.

The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin

Zizzi spokeswoman

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.
She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.
"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.
"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself. "This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time." She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."

rcgills · #2 (**permalink**) 24-04-2007, 12:48

He's obviously French and got the wrong end of the stick when he saw the name of the restaurant. Guess what the French word "zizi" means...

**Winrew** · #3 (**permalink**) 24-04-2007, 12:59

Knife

rcgills · #4 (**permalink**) 24-04-2007, 13:08

I knew there'd be someone. I thought it was going to be ODM :wasntme

Knob.

That's what it means, not what I'm calling Winrew or ODM, of course

yeahh · #5 (**permalink**) 19-07-2007, 10:18

oh no.....

Louis77 · #6 (**permalink**) 19-07-2007, 10:27

Betfly · #7 (**permalink**) 19-07-2007, 11:36

Was there not a welsh Rugby story last year of a guy who cut his balls off coz his team won?

Betfly · #8 (**permalink**) 19-07-2007, 11:37

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A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.

The man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, South Wales.

A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: "We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles."

She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition.

It was reported that the man told his friends: "If Wales win I'll cut my own balls off."

After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers.

A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.

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**kompressaur** · #9 (**permalink**) 21-07-2007, 06:18

how many folks thought 'nah Betfly that happened last year mate' with a big self satisfied grin on your face before reading Betfly's previous post?

this woman's pic is far to big to paste but look at this for an ugly pair?
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**kompressaur** · #10 (**permalink**) 21-07-2007, 06:39

Actually if that was you and you got caught doing the same thing (no asking if you would but if you did) what would your bill of shame be?

Mine? I would be embarrased if i am honest so i might as well be. komp smith spent it playing quiz machines and real ale, escorts and takeaway food. Over £100,000 was spent on online poker though komp smith would like it to be pointed out that 'he is really great at the game really'. komp smith claimed to have spent over £1000 in buying internet domain names all of which remained relatively unused. 1/3 of the domain names appear to have been bought whilst being drunk the www.thehussler.com being an example. He gave most of it away to friends and family as a way to appease the guilt he felt within for not seeing them.

Actually i cant go on. With that above i mean. Aussie footie starting and general chat makes me think to much.

**kompressaur** · #11 (**permalink**) 21-07-2007, 11:26

I've a feeling some comedian said this once but i just thought about it when i went to the shop. I'm trying to eat healthier an also easier. Ive found buying fruit to fit the bill as you dont have to clean a plate to eat it nor hang about waiting for it to go ting. Does anyone ever feel when they pull a banana off a bunch and people are watching that theyre all looking at you and thinking 'he's gonna go home and stuff that up his bum'.

Does anyone ever get that feeling?

**all_funkt_up** · #12 (**permalink**) 21-07-2007, 11:30

Stupid bitch.

She needs a fucking good slap

**kompressaur** · #13 (**permalink**) 21-07-2007, 13:02

aye thats what i thought Funkt. She's always doing it. Everytime i go near the fruit she gives me that look

**Winrew** · #14 (**permalink**) 21-07-2007, 13:18

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Does anyone ever feel when they pull a banana off a bunch and people are watching that theyre all looking at you and thinking 'he's gonna go home and stuff that up his bum'.

Something like that , there was a lass in the 9 items or less section , she had some bannanas , some cream and a bottle of wine , i said out loud " stopping in tonight pet " ..... What a look i got ..

One of them things you think but shouldnt say..

**kompressaur** · #15 (**permalink**) 21-07-2007, 13:29

sounds funny Winrew. it's hard to say a thing like that without having a big grin on your face. I'm getting to the stage though where i look so dishreveled that i can't actually get away with flirting anymore

shop girls give me a look of horror when i attempt a wee flirt and i just gather up my goods and leave with a big akward silence

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