SMS Jokes.

[slick]

heres one Mickeypaul sent me....

What's green and melts in your mouth....




A Leper's cock!!

[slick]

Sly Stallone while at Goodison last week asked to see all the trophys from this part of the woods and Moyes said it would take about 20 minutes - Sly said "WOW - 20 minutes that must be some trophy room".
Moyles replied "No - that's how long it will take us to drive to Anfield"................

[aliensyndm]

6 posts up Slick.

[slick]

and heres me thinking i was on a roll.

[thet10002001]

Almost rang you today, i was in tesco's and thought i saw your name on a loaf of bread, then realised it said "thick cut"

[Punter]

Whats a 6v battery and a womans arsehole got in common..... You know its wrong but you still put your tongue on it

[andeeeee]

jade goody has been found hacked to death in her home
police have arrested shelpa shetty and now theyre looking for ma shetty

[slick]

A man kills a deer & takes it home to cook for dinner but doesn't tell the kids wot it is. He says "I'll give u a clue", "it's wot mum calls me sometimes!".
The little girl says "Don't eat it, it's a fcuking arsehole!".

[thet10002001]

CONGRATULATIONS from www.sweetshop.com You have won the weight of your dick in sweets. To collect your TicTac please visit us at www.tinyknob.com

[slick]

Thank you for your photo enquiry to extreme makeover.
We need to let you know we only have surgeons,not fucking magicians....

[slick]

First prostitutes and now the turkeys. The chances of getting a gobble in suffolk are fcuking nil.

[ONEDUNME]

Bernard Mathews is in Norfolk.

[Winrew]

Slicks was funnier than yours Odm....

[ONEDUNME]

There's a first time for everything.

[slick]

well they sound the same.