Disappointing Christmas

[kompressaur]

Well i have to say im very dissapointed with Christmas this year. Firstly i got shite presents. It really was socks/pants and smells. 2ndly i was last in for the dinner and everyone had stolen all the food. I only had about 3 roast potatoes but managed to get my wee nephew to hand some of his over the greedy wee sod. eyes bigger than his belly.


What disappointed you about this Christmas?

[ONEDUNME]

Nothing. It's been great.

Last day of six on the piss today then I can give my liver/kidneys a rest.

Unless I lose a shit load of money today and then I'll cry.

[Yen_Sid]

Originally Posted by ONEDUNME

Nothing. It's been great

Aye same 'ere, love xmas day since the weans came along, the little buggers drive yi bonkers with excitement for a month before but it's all worth it.

[kompressaur]

dysfunctiality sure hits home at Christmas. Still ive got my own sad life agenda. im gonna sit here and bet on the football till im either skint or sick of it and then im going to lie in bed and watch all my favourite films. Aye i suppose Christmas is ok. Just like any other day really to me now i think of it. It isnt magical to me. Bah humbug eh?

[lianatoot]

Three roast tatties! Your lucky I only got the two

[kompressaur]

I looked at your plate Lian and you had loads. Thats the first christmas dinner ive ever had where there was gaps between my meat and differant veg. It was lovely too. I could have had 2 of them. And i was the only sod that had a christmas hat on.

If your phoning me right now lian im sorry i cant get up to answer it and the phone hurts my ear. Im just going back to bed. The laughing at my willie gibes just topped it all off.

[DAN DAN]

Usually I don't enjoy Christmas day that much but yesterday was great.

The kids loved all their presents and nobody fell out.
Ended up staying at Ed's sister's for dinner, was in the winning team (the Aunties) at Scene It and drank and enjoyed champagne.
Came home and drank Stella and laughed at the best thread ever into the wee small hours.

[Bigkegman]

Chrimbo Day was very quiet to be honest but got my brother round just now and by the smell of it he certainly didn't miss out on the extra helping of sprouts. Dirty Bastard.

Guzzling beer and watching the Toon game on the net. once that is finished head down stairs to watch Arsenal game and get fecking smashed.

Oh feck he's shit again :

[Bigkegman]

Got to admit it I love Xmas day but like boxing day better. same with new year 1st is good but 2nd is fantastic...........

[Bigkegman]

31st is also good - Still Game and Only an Excuse. Fantastic viewing. I believe the Still Game is they get stuck in a lift and go back in time. Cna't wait to see Isa nude.

[Burt Saddo]

It was going well untill this afternoon, I decided to go and watch Derby v Wolves with some lads from work who have season tickets. One of the worst matches I have seen in ages and one of them had the cheek to suggest I stop watching Burton and start to follow Derby

[slick]

Not a bad Christmas really, plenty of food ale and good company.

Only thing i regret is not answering the door to pay the window cleaner as i later found out he he didnt want paying but had a free spare Sheffield v Man City ticket for me to go and watch the match and he would be driving too.

The only downside this yr is that i have loads of goodies left in the cupboard untouched, cakes, mince pies, chocolates and biscuits that are very fast sell by date wise heading towards the bin.

[Kop66]

I'm having a good un but i'm starting to pay the price for over endulging, ulcer on the way

[Peter Orchard]

"Thats the first christmas dinner ive ever had where there was gaps between my meat and differant veg."

6kg belly pork at our house and veg you could have hidden under the veg and then again under the meat.
Enough to feed a small African state and still enough left to export to Wales.

It's a filthy, messy, over-exhuberent time when the cook gets to work all day and then gets to watch the Vikings eat it with their fists..

[slick]

This has just come in from our spys over @ u know where, Its a clippet from the PL christmas dinner..