My dog's gone mad

[DAN DAN]

My dog Millie has lost the plot. I thought she was ill, she has been pacing the floor for two days. She has a yellow ball from Asda that she always plays with and I thought she had OCD with this pacing so I took the ball away from her.

Today I've decided that I think she is having a false pregnancy and she thinks the ball is her puppy so no wonder she was upset. I had put her baby on the shelf.:loon

She is lying nursing it now. she relaxed for a while earlier when the ball was at Ed's feet, she must have thought he was babysitting it.

[aliensyndm]

What is it they say about dogs taking after their owners ?

[DAN DAN]

Originally Posted by aliensyndm

What is it they say about dogs taking after their owners ?

Ed's not that bad you know.

[Computer Guy]

i thought you were going to bed?

[kompressaur]

Ok call me soft but this did make me laugh

Today I've decided that I think she is having a false pregnancy and she thinks the ball is her puppy so no wonder she was upset. I had put her baby on the shelf

Usually i would demand that this was put in the woman's forum but we dont have a womans forum. You can't win. Here's my dogs Dan Dan. The wee bastard on the left keeps trying to escape. Im gonna have to boot it soon i think



wee cnuts

[GETT1NLOTS]

I'm sorry to be a boring twat but what is funny about seeing anything suffer? I don't even like dogs Komp but I just fail to get the joke?

[Winrew]

Ed hasnt got yellow balls has he ? , could be jaundice , i had that once , i was yellow all over , i think it was my liver.


My dog took about 20 minutes to have a shit a few year ago , turns out it had eaten a Power Ball , it was one of the kids , poor bugger could have won a gurning copmetiton , still ,it managed to get it out albeit with a struggle , ran it under that tap and the kid was non the wiser.

The mad white dog that i had , dragged a cooked 18lb turkey into the back garden years back , we only had one half that year , one side of the bird was gnawed to bits with saliva and grass on it

[kompressaur]

This pic is a bit naughty. It terrible really. I'll still post it but please be aware it does depict an image of beastiality.
http://i16.tinypic.com/2wcemj5.jpg

The dog's face make me titter a bit as it looks like a dog i thought was being sexually abused by its owner. I sat drinking with the fellow (he lived upstairs) one day and as the sun was going down he told me he shags his dog but tried to make it sound like a joke. I looked straight at the poor mutt and it's arse was staring me straight in the face and it definetly looked as if it had been interfered with. It was quite surreal.

[ONEDUNME]

I agree with Gettin for a change.


I hope Dan Dan has gone already. That pic could give her nightmares.

[kompressaur]

I don't even like dogs Komp but I just fail to get the joke?

The joke is that im such a cnut and thats how i treat my dogs Gett1n. I dont own dogs nor would treat them that bad but i found it quite funny on how mangey all the dogs look Gett1n. We can't save everything in the world. Me laughing at any black Humour in the picture isnt going to stop some albanian having less respect for dogs as you and me.

[GETT1NLOTS]

You're right Komp, but that's like me saying that me laughing at your dad killing himself isn't going to change the fact he did it.

a) I would never do that as it is tragic.

b) I have more respect for someones / somethings life than that.

c) I have more respect for your feelings.

I just don't get why people delight in other peoples / animals misery?

Once again I'm the TDP boring, forum police.

I'll post about tits or something.

[kompressaur]

Gett1n maybe i should add that again this is just cultural differances. Round my way dogs are like vermin and they go about in packs. I dont care much for mangey horrible stinking dogs and thats why i can joke about that picture.

[GETT1NLOTS]

Fair enough mate. Our humour is similar on 95% of things but not on this.

I hate anything or anyone suffering (mental or physical stuff).

Sorry to be a bore.

[kompressaur]

Nah same here Gett1n but to me that picture just looks like loads of horrible looking dogs. I dont see no suffering. Dogs really get a hard time of it all around the world now i think of it. I would say Britain must be one of the most dog loving nations. If i saw a load of cats in a box i would feel differant as to me seeing cats like that is sad. I even get upset seeing a hamster in a cage and dont even talk to me about the politics of keeping birds.