I've found someone more stupid than Balotelli

[ONEDUNME]

The twat who wrote this shite

The controversial Italian striker has wound up just about everyone in Manchester with his antics ever since arriving at the club last summer, which have included throwing darts at youth team players (because he was "bored"), racking up £10,000 of parking fines, inciting manager Roberto Mancini to throw a suitcase at him, and winding up Yaya Toure on the training ground
But The Sun reports that his fellow City stars got their own back by putting a sports bag full of kippers behind his car's passenger seat just before they all headed off to the US for a two-week training tour.
The 20-year-old returned to his car after returning to England - and was almost knocked out by the overpowering stench when he opened the door of his £150,000 Maserati.
"Mario had his head in his hands," the paper's source said. "The smell nearly made him sick. It was revolting.
"There were flies in the car and the leather seats in the back had rotting fish all over them."
The fishy reek is apparently so bad that the car is expected to be a write-off - not that the superstar will struggle to buy a replacement on his £100,000-a-week wages.

Do these morons actually read what they've written?

A £150,000 car written off becasue it smells a bit?

Moron. No wonder the clown doesn't put their name to it.



Premier League - Balotelli hit by team-mates' kipper prank - Yahoo! Eurosport

[slick]

i was thinking that myself when i read it earlier on today, its nothing a couple of christmas trees dangling from the mirror couldn't fix.

It would have been a lot worse had the seats been covered in dralon.

[Punter]

Bloody daft to leave a 150k maserati unlocked in the first place!

I see another ex city player in the news again, Joey Barton to be booted out of Newcastle..... available on a free transfer! ...Liverpool have bid £15m.

[ONEDUNME]

Originally Posted by Punter

Bloody daft to leave a 150k maserati unlocked in the first place!

I see another ex city player in the news again, Joey Barton to be booted out of Newcastle..... available on a free transfer! ...Liverpool have bid £15m.

Daft, yes but this is Balotelli were talking about. He has no idea about the value of anything. I wouldn't be surprised to see him either banned for drug use or dead from it in the next couple of years.

The bloke is a prize cock. I read last year that he has a number of cars which he just dumps anywhere and then some City lacky has to pay the parking fines and get them back for him while he just jumps in another car the next day.

I'm expecting him to enter the Oxford dictionary soon where there will be an entry next to the word "Cock" and alongside it will say (See also Balotelli)

[yorkieacermark2000]

For a moment when i read the title i thought it would be about me

[ONEDUNME]

Originally Posted by yorkieacermark2000

For a moment when i read the title i thought it would be about me

Nope, it's about Balotelli.






I've yet to find anybody more stupid than you.

[yorkieacermark2000]

[MickeyPaul]

I've found some charming stupid people too... BEHOLD!!!

BBC News - London rioters: 'Showing the rich we do what we want'

I consider myself a little left of Gandhi but... but.... I honestly think they should be taken to a quiet spot and shot in the head and then thrown into a ditch and forgotten about. It would be good fun.

My God. Rise of the Planet of the FUCKING RETARDED FUCKWITS. DIE! DIE! DIE!

[slick]

have you been in bed since Saturday night?

[MickeyPaul]

I hadn't heard those idiots, Slick. I haven't been following it at all actually. Doesn't matter when they said it anyway. Just that they did. DIE! DIE! DIE!

[slick]

We've created a generation of kids without a braincell between them, not all i realise that but there is a section of our society that have been brought up on video games 24/7 and think life is like an add on pack to GTA.

They're so thick they are even filming themselves on mobile phones looting and rioting, without a care in the world, one fella was coming out of a shop last night face uncovered with about 600 bensons and hedges under his arm, then waved to the camera as he climbed out of the window, maybe it's too much reality tv aswell. fcuking numpty.

[Winrew]

Gets my f**king back up , they want everything on a f**king plate , they have no intentions of getting a job the lazy bstards...

My five point plan for the youth of today

1 ) I would cut benefits for the young by 25 % .
2 ) Cancel benefits after 12 month on the dole
3 ) Ban rap music
4 ) Er
5 ) Thats it

[MickeyPaul]

Bring back the use of pool cues to the face for naughty children. "Not so cocky now are you? Huh? Huh?" *THWACK* "Huh?" *THWACK* *THWACK* *THWACK* *THWACK* "GET UP!!!" *THWACK* "YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!!" *THWACK* "It's bed by 9..." *THWACK* "O' fucking.." *THWACK* .."Clock!"

I blame the Kaiser Chiefs actually!

[yorkieacermark2000]

[slick]

Thing is Wins half of the fcukers looting are too young to work anyhow, so that scrubs that excuse.