I've found someone more stupid than Balotelli

[Pete89]

Send the army out, and dont use rubber bullets....

[ONEDUNME]

Originally Posted by Pete89

Send the army out, and dont use rubber bullets....

They haven't been rubber for thirty years Pete, they're a plastic type shit. Apart from that, I agree.

Give em a curfew of 8 pm and then shoot one every fifteen minutes till the place is clear I say.

[MickeyPaul]

I think fear is terribly underused these days. I remember being a bit cheeky to my mum once and my dad ran over and fucking head butted me in the face. I was about 14. Made me think twice though before doing it again. Without any fear of consequences... the world really is just a big fucking simulated, computer game.

"Updates are currently available for MickeyPaul... current version 4.6... update yourself to 4.7? This update of YOU may require restarting."

[slick]

Hold the backpage, remember this fella? all that rioting in Salford yesterday; right in his backyard and he was nowhere to be seen..shithouse!

‪Knight Warrior: Real life Superhero‬‏ - YouTube

‪Knight Warrior: Real life Superhero‬‏ - YouTube

Would have been fantastic though if he had turned up while the yobs were wrecking the precient, he missed publicity scoup there.

[MickeyPaul]

It was his chance to step up to the mark and prove himself. I wouldn't be surprised to see that "costume" dangling from a tree branch somewhere close by.

[ONEDUNME]

Cunt couldn't stop a toy train