Tell us your best wind ups.

[slick]

I'm a bugger for winding people up and rarely kop for it myself as the penny usually drops b4 i become the victim but love it when someone is taken in hook line and sinker.

Take today for example, during any breaks at work I usally nip in the workshops for a few games of darts, we have competitions where the first to twenty wins.
I say 'we' there are only three of us and have been playing for the last couple of yrs, whoever wins a 'twenty tourny' has to make up a new game and rules for the next tourny.

As I had won the last tourny I made up a new game and one of the rules was (bearing in mind the doors are usaully open in the workshops so there are usally fly's in the place) if you spear a fly with a dart you automatically win the current game and gain 5 extra points.

Its never going to happen but it's a laugh as flys pass the dartboard and we say 'oooooh nearly got the cnut!'

Anyhow one of the lads was going through a bad patch and went on a run where nothing was going right, whereas my other workmate couldn't do anything wrong; even if he was missing it would bounce off another dart and find its way into a double, this was really winding the other one up. Me I don't give a fcuk and just enjoy watching those two arguing all the time.

Anyhow in this particular game workmate number one (the struggler) started to get his act together and was pissing it only needing one number to win, whilst myself and the stuffy fella (workmate numero 2) were miles behind.

Then it was workmates numer 2's turn to throw, he chucked his darts and as he threw the last one he said "I'm sure i clipped something then", then walked towards the board proclaiming "fcuk me!! I've bagged a fly".

Straight away I clicked what was going on, the cnut had got a dead fly from somewhere and put it on his dart b4 he threw it, but workmate number 1 wasn't so quick on the uptake (probably because he was an inch of winning and turning his fortunes around) and proceded to start WW3, I just played along with it pissing my sides but he was so wound up and calling him every cnut in the book he didn't see it
Even when we were both laughing in his face he couldn't see it and eventually we had to tell him.

I suppose it's one of those where you have to be there to appreciate it but it was fun.

I bagged somebody else in work the other week but its a long story so I'll tell that another day.

A quick one was when i was working with a fella who became a shop steward, it went to his head and he started coming in wearing trousers and shirt walking around puffing his chest out like he was summat.
He then resorted to coming in work with a Briefcase instead of his usual sports bag or if he had a meeting taking a leather A4 size wallet with him containing the documents he needed.

This particular day he wouldn't shut up and kept going on about this important meeting he had, he got all his documents together and put them in his leather wallet then fcuked off for a piss before he went to the meeting leaving the wallet on his desk.
While he was gone i took out all the documents and replaced them with porno magazines.

He came back from the toilet picked up his leather wallet then said "wish me luck"

To me it was a laugh but for some unexplicable reason he didn't see the funny side, within 10 minutes he was back with a face like thunder and looking to kill some cnut, I must have pissed about 2 gallons in my pants laughing at him and the other lads couldn't stand up through laughing.
Needless to say it brought back down to earth a peg or two.

[7HEGR1MR3AP3R]

Used to live in a cul-de-sac and the bloke oppsoite us was a right nosey cunt - so one night me and my dad ordered him a taxi to the airport, offering a tip if they were bang on time, and ordered it for 1:30am. Then ordered another at another firm for 1:40am, and so on and so on, and went through the yellow pages! Some came from upto 20miles away with the promise of a huge tip if on time!

The beeping started at 1:30am and finished around 6:30am. It was like a taxi rank at times

[7HEGR1MR3AP3R]

I sold a broken ps2 on Ebay -but I said it was working - it wouldnt read discs coz id slung it at the wall one night! The woman who bought it said it didnt work but she`d get it checked out by her mate whos an expert. Emails me back saying her mate said its an american ps2 and will only play their region games/dvds, so she re-sold it on ebay.com

[7HEGR1MR3AP3R]

Had a Celtic shirt, with Petrov and the number on the back. Sold it as Petrovs actual shirt and got about £90 for it. Bloke went mad as Petrovs tiny and the shirt was XXL

[7HEGR1MR3AP3R]

Told my phone provider that my new phone was broken , they said return it and theyd send me a new one. So I posted them the empty box, and 2 weeks later I got a new phone.

[Seen]

Can someone explain the definition of the term 'wind-up' to Grim, please

[yorkieacermark2000]

Yeah lol It seems like con after con

[kompressaur]

lol your story reminded me of a none wind up tale slick. When i was a kid me and my older brother and pals would play a game of 'dance' which involved us throwing darts at each other and making each other 'dance' to avoid them. Bah this is a shit story and you had to be there i think. Anyhow it was a friday afternoon and the bus stop was crowded. I was hidding behind the bus queue to avoid my brother and his darts. I dont know to this day how he managed to get me behind the legs of other people, maybe he was just a really good darts player and didnt know it. I got a dart right in the knee cap and fell over screaming to a mortified bus queue. We didnt even care that they wasn't playing the same game.

You got me good Slick with the 'C4 wants to interview Online 'celebs' slick As mentioned at one point i phoned my sister up DEMANDING coffee in a flask to be brought down to me as i was too busy 'celebing' lol



Not a great wind up but one i always enjoyed was when i stayed with pals in London and if the door went and it was jesus folks you would stop them in their tracks and go back through and say to your pal 'its for you'. Nah thats shit. I either cant think or have had a miserable life slick

Nah let me think of pubs. Must ne some there......nope

[slick]

I forgot all about that 'C4 Online celebrity' wind up, I felt awful afterwards as even your mum thought you had 'made it', I still remember breaking it to you as nicely as i could on msn that it was a wind up and it took a few minutes for the penny to drop, I felt like one of those coppers that chap the door when a family member has died in an accident.

@ Grim confusing 'wind up' with ripping every cnut off, not a bad idea for another thread tell the truth as I'm sure we've all ripped soembody off at one time or another.

[kompressaur]

Aye slick that had to be the best wind up ive ever known. I remember the blood running from my body when i realised i wasnt great and cool and famous after all i was just a sucker for your great gag

It was when you said "Ive got an annonymous email thingy" i even said to you "shut up about that slick wait to you here whats happened to me"

Fuck i had TDP Rally stickers on my frontroom chair all planned the lot. Aye it was class Slick. Still makes me titter and it brings me down to earth when i think of it.

[kompressaur]

I remember the blood running from my body

I remember the feeling still. It was like a huge rewind button and i went back from being famous to a no one in my chair within 2 seconds

[slick]

Liike i have just said in the prevoius thread, the small things matter most as you kept going on about the chair and its position when most mortals would have been thinking how much cash am i getting, you never mentioned that once.

i also remeber winding up David Campbell on TDP when i asked what does 'off the bridle mean' I posted back as larfalot saying its when the Jockey drops his whip, it nearly fcuking caused a riot.

[yorkieacermark2000]

C4 ONLINE CELEB? Is that a thread on here?

[kompressaur]

Here it is here Yorkie.
Done Like A Kipper

I'll go have a read myself. I was only interested in promoting TDP slick. you know me im a manic bastard when i get my teeth into something.

Wasnt it 'off the BRIDIE' Slick

[kompressaur]

Post #17 on the above mentioned thread from slick-

Well done m8

Had to happen,i reckon they would just be aswell giving u the series.