Tell us your best wind ups.

[yorkieacermark2000]

Hang on did Slick get into someones email address then from c4?

Thats the funniest shit ive ever read on here just each comment until the reveal is classic i love Komps line in the email and i quote


I wont be able to come for filming though as as you know im on a year sit. If i could download food then life would be so much easier. Ive loads to tell you so hopefully i'll hear from you soon.

And even signed the email off


Kompxx

Bloody kisses Oh fuck im in tears here lol

[madaxeman]

Originally Posted by 7HEGR1MR3AP3R

Used to live in a cul-de-sac and the bloke oppsoite us was a right nosey cunt - so one night me and my dad ordered him a taxi to the airport, offering a tip if they were bang on time, and ordered it for 1:30am. Then ordered another at another firm for 1:40am, and so on and so on, and went through the yellow pages! Some came from upto 20miles away with the promise of a huge tip if on time!

The beeping started at 1:30am and finished around 6:30am. It was like a taxi rank at times

You and your dad are a pair of thick stupid cunts.
Do think it's a fucking laugh for a self employed taxi driver to work nightshift and waste time and fuel on your stupid wee escapade?

[yorkieacermark2000]

[thesaint]

Once told a lad at work that he needed his passport to use the Mersey tunnel the daft bastard. Apparently rolled up there and was looking for authority to give him a stamp!

[slick]

This hack is a good for a wind up.....

PHP Code:

JavaScript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0 


Just paste that into any browser and it lets you edit the page you are viewing.

I did it once to a lad in work called steve, he's a creeping cnut and always up the bosses arses but he hates this particular bloke called Bob who's just as bad as him.

Our works has it's own website and at the end of the month it does an emplyee of the month article, its normally management crap but using that hack above i changed it so Bob won the employee of the month but credited him with doing the work Steve does and put a big thank you from the managing director and invite for a meal to recieve the £500 prize.
I wouldn't mind there has never been a prize but i knew by the time he got to that bit he would be fcuking fuming and too worked up to think so it would tip him over the edge.

He normally pops by my workshop on his way for a brew,and bang on cue in he walked in.
There were another two lads in the room with me who knew what i was doing and the hardest bit was telling Steve to have a ganders at my pc screen without laughing.

I just said 'hey Steve have a look at this, it looks like there handing out employee of the month to normal workers now' the fcuked off to the other end of the room sharpish pretending to fill the kettle trying to hold my laughter in.

Then it started.
" yadda yadda yadda work, yip i do that" (I'm coughing like a cnut now trying to hide my laughter)

" yadda yadda yadda research, yip i did that only last week" (now I can't breath and the other lads have started to crack

"yadda yadda yadda trustworthy and loyal, yip thats me ok" he says looking at me and at the same time pointing to himself then the screen repeatedly. (well that was it, I'm fcuking crying and can't speak to reply so i just nod)

"Yadda yadda yadda, this month winner is bob..........meal......£500" ( now every fcuker bar him is on the floor laughing and crying and he can't see it, "FUCKING BOB!!! WTF IS THAT CUNT PLAYING AT"....."I'M GOING TO FCUKING SORT THIS OUT!!" he says rolling his sleeves up and heading out of the door.

The lads said aren't you going to grip him, like fcuk i replied as i don't like either of em.
Anyhow as luck would have it Bob wasn't in his room and i collared Steve in his office writing an email to the managing director telling him how he had done the work lol.

His face was a fcuking picture when i told him the truth and he never lived it down for weeks.

Another good wind up is pressing Ctrl Alt 'any arrow key' at the same time on somebodys keyboard while they're not around, just watch their face when they get back.

[HastGill1]

Originally Posted by madaxeman

You and your dad are a pair of thick stupid cunts.
Do think it's a fucking laugh for a self employed taxi driver to work nightshift and waste time and fuel on your stupid wee escapade?

Got to agree. All four posts make him sound like a total twat. That and the total misunderstanding of what the thread was actually about..

[yorkieacermark2000]

Originally Posted by slick

This hack is a good for a wind up.....

PHP Code:

JavaScript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0 


Just paste that into any browser and it lets you edit the page you are viewing.

I did it once to a lad in work called steve, he's a creeping cnut and always up the bosses arses but he hates this particular bloke called Bob who's just as bad as him.

Our works has it's own website and at the end of the month it does an emplyee of the month article, its normally management crap but using that hack above i changed it so Bob won the employee of the month but credited him with doing the work Steve does and put a big thank you from the managing director and invite for a meal to recieve the £500 prize.
I wouldn't mind there has never been a prize but i knew by the time he got to that bit he would be fcuking fuming and too worked up to think so it would tip him over the edge.

He normally pops by my workshop on his way for a brew,and bang on cue in he walked in.
There were another two lads in the room with me who knew what i was doing and the hardest bit was telling Steve to have a ganders at my pc screen without laughing.

I just said 'hey Steve have a look at this, it looks like there handing out employee of the month to normal workers now' the fcuked off to the other end of the room sharpish pretending to fill the kettle trying to hold my laughter in.

Then it started.
" yadda yadda yadda work, yip i do that" (I'm coughing like a cnut now trying to hide my laughter)

" yadda yadda yadda research, yip i did that only last week" (now I can't breath and the other lads have started to crack

"yadda yadda yadda trustworthy and loyal, yip thats me ok" he says looking at me and at the same time pointing to himself then the screen repeatedly. (well that was it, I'm fcuking crying and can't speak to reply so i just nod)

"Yadda yadda yadda, this month winner is bob..........meal......£500" ( now every fcuker bar him is on the floor laughing and crying and he can't see it, "FUCKING BOB!!! WTF IS THAT CUNT PLAYING AT"....."I'M GOING TO FCUKING SORT THIS OUT!!" he says rolling his sleeves up and heading out of the door.

The lads said aren't you going to grip him, like fcuk i replied as i don't like either of em.
Anyhow as luck would have it Bob wasn't in his room and i collared Steve in his office writing an email to the managing director telling him how he had done the work lol.

His face was a fcuking picture when i told him the truth and he never lived it down for weeks.

Another good wind up is pressing Ctrl Alt 'any arrow key' at the same time on somebodys keyboard while they're not around, just watch their face when they get back.

What does it do?

[traeth]

Originally Posted by yorkieacermark2000

What does it do?

every time you type a word with a f in it , it prints 'any arrow key'