Glasgow joke

[yorkieacer]

i think the first one is a wind up. Has to be its a shit joke

[Tom Sawyer]

the wee bird thought the doctor asked who the dad was, she thought
he meant a czechoslavakian guy and she said no it was an indain waiter.

[madaxeman]

Originally Posted by yorkieacer

i think the first one is a wind up. Has to be its a shit joke

I thought it was as funny as fuk, as did Jazza 69 when I told him last night.

Think of the various jokes around the theme of the genie and the 12 inch pianist etc.

[Seen]

Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven............ They decide
to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is
the one who has
the den...........He is supposed to count upto
100...and then start
searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it
right in front
of Einstein...........

Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his
eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that
he is not Newton..........

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m
squared..... That
makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one
Newton per meter
squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is
OUT...........!