1st Dec: Premier League Shite Talk

[kompressaur]

Ah well here i am. still alive. Losing my job was a bit of a kick in the teeth and i suppose the full effects will kick in in the coming weeks and when i lose all my poker account money. I will just have to go and win some more. I have to shut myself off to play though. I need to be in a solitory mood. I can't for instance just pop off for a game the now. I can't relax and have total absorbness. Still i will sort that out another time.

today i fear the off license. I know it would be a fun way to not have to think about what i need to do. actually all i need to do is keep winning at poker. Poker winnings are strangly relaxing in life. Im scared to go and play and not concentrate and lose. Ive got to much in there to give it the respect it deserves. shit i should be in the poker forum (but i cant talk about poker)

I was looking at this
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The Hatchet Fish (why did you cut up all those fishes? As i don't give a fcuk!')

A line from [IMDB]The Hatchet Man[/IMDB]. a made for tv movie that i quite enjoyed. I think it's known as another name in America. Julia roberts b-movie brother

Oh! that was it. I was at my mum's yesterday for some dinner. I mentioned my will to look through a telescope at the galaxies and my ste dad said that he had bought a telescope and never used it. I was expecting him to come back with some wee handheld thing but no he came in with something resemling the hubble telescope still in its box. We got to work and got it together. It was well made and i couldnt get my hands about the end of it it was so bit. I was well impressed with it all.

We started off with it aimed at the neighbours across the garden and i had to laugh at how we marveled at being able to see the woodchips in their wall paper. I told them that it was for looking at Nebulas 100's of light years away so lets not get too impressed with seing the neighbours wall paper. I checked sky conditions and then we manouverde the telescope out the back garden to search the skies.

It had a sophistaced longnatude and latitude measuring devices on it but we didnt need them. we looked up at the sky for a star, pointed at it and then aimed the telescope at it. I laughed as my stepdad said 'nah thats about right' just from moving the telecope roughly in the stars direction. I tried to expalin on how the telescope was looking millions of miles into space and even if he was a milimetre out in judgement it would mean that he would miss the star by about a google mile. I think i was right.

aye so suffice to say it will be great to get it all working and looking at stars. It gives examples of how places like Saturn would look with it. Fcuk imagine looking at Saturn? I think the best way frward is for me to have a read up on home telescoping and maybe take the telescope to a hill one night and get a good look at things.

Has anyone looked at the sky with a big telescope?

If we can understand what galaxies etc are all about or even if i can just hazzard a guess to myself in my life before i die then i will be happy.

Anyone got a link to that thing that goes from the nucleaus of an atom all the way up to the universe as we know it? If we think of our universe as being like the electron we first started with and it all being part of something else then that would do for me. I dont want to know anymore.

[kompressaur]

Was Marylin Munro a dog really?
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she was popular with women when i was a kid. I never watched enough of her films to fancy her. I prefered Jayne Mansfield. Rachel Welsh in her day too. Sophie Loren's big cock gobbling lips too. Sophie Loren would still not shag me. She'll be 90 and still knock me back. I wonder who is the oldest celebrity alive today? Suppose i could go see if the internet knows....
The DeathList 2008

is an indication. they wouldnt have stars from British tv though. Is Flora Hird still alive? What about Lou Beale? nah errrr the one with Willie the dog Ethel.

I think they where a bit out of order calling Michael Foot a tramp

[kompressaur]

The Poddingtn Pea's are scum

Actually don't try this if your just sitting in havign a smokey day to yourself as you have nothing else to do
The short term memory checker

See if your brain goes 'ouch' like mine.I lasted about 0.53 seconds.



Shame the cnut cant sing. actually i will rise myself to the challenge. fcuk he can sing. I should do me on the ukulele doing the same song and then i can see how shite i am compared to a cnut that doesnt even have any arms. Fcuk he's ok really. Better than i am on the uke. Better singer than me too. Well done that man.

[kompressaur]

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head. I was wanting to a version of this called 'Ive Just Gone and Flopped a Set' can anyone think of any fitting lines?

Ive just gone and flopped a set,
now im wondering how many chips im gonna get......

Bridge: One thing...i know...

etc etc

can anyone help me fill in the gaps and i will perform it. dopesnt have to be today. Im gonna stay off the drink today. Get myself ready for my gym coming and the future setllement. I wont be able to drink all day when im working out. I think some coffe wiould be suffice. I better go see how im playing.

[Seen]

here you go, Komp...

Nikon | Universcale


and this video is cool too...

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They were talking yesterday evening on the radio comp about venus poking out from behind the moon, and the result being masterbatally licious for star watchers komp. There was all different places in the UK could see this planetary feast last night, but some which couldn't, and I don't know if you could get it your way. If this ability to view rare movements of the solar system has any connection to freeview access, then I was and always will be fucked. Alas and thus my star staring career must come to an end.