The Weekend Thread...

[rockshark]

Originally Posted by GETT1NLOTS

Just in from work after another typically difficult week.

Let's see....

Tonight will involve 3 bottles of wine (not all to myself I hasten to add as the wife will dig in no doubt).

Tomorrow will involve a horrible hangover and a visit to the gym with a promise of 'never again' ringing in my ears.

Sunday will be a 0900 tee off for a game of golf, followed by Sunday Lunch and a read of the papers.

I might even shag the wife in between that lot if she's lucky.

Have a good one.

how did the golf go?

[GETT1NLOTS]

I shot an 83 Rockshark - 44 on the way out and a respectable 39 on the way in.

My playing partner handed me my arse by carding an 80 though - so that rather spoiled the round.

[Seen]

How did the shag go?

[madaxeman]

His arse is still tender.

[GETT1NLOTS]

No one got shagged in my household this weekend (pity for her).

I'm not into arse sex Axeman - Not giving and certainly not receiving. I consider the dynamics even more tawdry than the normal act.

Trap Two is for Poo.

[Seen]

One up the bum, no harm done

[Punter]