Birds in Takeaways

[MickeyPaul]

Am I imagining this or do only the most miserable, bitchy, sour faced, bitches on earth head for food after the pub?

I've pretty much thought this since I was a kid really and was pretty used to just not talking to them after a few tentative attempts at chat in the late 80's went terribly wrong.

Since then, ok, I get a wee bit drunk and occasionally try to start a wee chat. Nothing out of the ordinary. Being polite etc. The shit you get back defies belief.

I think, this evening, I said 'Oh, I met you before. I'm sure I know you.' And she turned fucking rabid. "YOU DONT KNOW ME!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK OFF." Her pal was apologising etc and I was thinking 'well at least she's normal, hahaha'.

Didn't last. I suppose I should have just closed my mouth and moved on but... but.... no. I kept niggling. On and on. The more she hated me speaking the more I said. Stuff. I dunno. I kinda like poking people when they're rabid. Oooerr.

Anyways, they both ended up... errrm... miserable, sour faced bitches. That's all you ever get in these places. Hwaach-ptoooh. I'm guessing nice girls stay at home. Huh? Uh huh.

And NO, it aint ME before you say.... any.... thing.... oh fuck. Maybe it's just me.

[MickeyPaul]

Just me then.

They're all dogs eh? Hitlers. Just admit it. Fuck you then.

How about those takeway kebabs eh? What's that all about!?! Hahaha etc. Ok. Fine. I'm a what now? Ok. Think you're a big man now huh? Fine. Yep. High five and sleep well. Satan.

[MickeyPaul]

It was the look of pure hatred on her face this evening that bothered me. I don't even think I was rude. That. That rude. I wasn't. Venomous little pig. She. And I dropped money and her beedy little eyes darted right down to the floor. I said 'I don't need to bother bending down then as it's only 5p otherwise you'd have fucking dived on it you revolting little pig woman.' Or something to that effect. Bitch. They are though eh? EH??!!!!!!

Bastards.

Take my wife?..... please?

[MickeyPaul]

What's your favourite crisps? I like burger bites but you can't get them anymore. Eh no?

[MickeyPaul]

I'm a member of PL now anyway. I don't need you. I posted and they said hello and stuff and I'm not banned. I was just checking there and I actually AINT banned. Even though... ehhm.... well, he's probably too busy too check up on little old me.

OMG!! I wonder if I have any replies!! Hahaha. Ga...ha.... hahahaha!!!

[MickeyPaul]

Yeah. My big mistake was posting this in a stupid middle class forum. I bet PL members know what I'm talking about. They're 'real'. From the 'hood'. They're hardcore 'Jeremy Kyle' as we say on the 'street'. What did you get your girl for Valentines? Oooooh, DNA test? Smoothy!

Nah. Shotgun so she could blow her stupid mother fucking brains out. Smoothy!

[MickeyPaul]

Right cocky bastards over there I'll tell you. Cocky.
Cassius doesn't even know who I am. Such arrogance!

lol! Cassius!! S'me!!! Look!! Open eyes.... and.... BEHOLD!!

Oh ffs. I've got almost 15,000 views and Cassius bloody Marcellus is the best you can offer me? Surely a 'hiya' from all 15,000 viewers isn't too much to ask? Selfish? Huh? Mmm? Am I warm? Yuh huh. OMG!!! What if you charge all viewers of this thread 5p and donate it to something!? I would put my name to such a venture. Use me!

Can we rename this thread, 'Say hiya for peace'? Let's get naked? And say 'hiya!' for... peace?

Actually, no. Let's all get naked for war. Why do you never get evil people marching up and dowm demanding war? Curious. How many evil people do you think there are? Enough for a ******* march you'd think eh?

[MickeyPaul]

Do your bit for World War and PM Cassius Marcellus (calling him a cunt): Call me a cunt - TODAY!

[MickeyPaul]

Back on topic: maybe lobbing your penis out and masterbating in the takeaway isn't everyone's cup of tea. Hello? It's the 21st century ffs! Nazis!

[MickeyPaul]

My answer to this video. Because your mom looks like Kevin Bacon. Obvious. You deserved it white boy.



Just watching that back and there must have been a Japanese man's willy flying about. Oh, it's just the vid quality.

[christianu]

loll

Girls in takeaways are the worst full stop, my mate pulled a girl he met in a takeaway, she pissed the bed at his gaff. Which we all found funny!

2 or 3 weeks later he sees her again in the same take away and pulls her again!! lol didnt put him off obviously.

[crowie]

Burds in takeaways are just crabbit and pissed off cos no one has pulled them in the pub and they are having to buy their own kebabs. Usually explains why they are honkers.

All the guid burds are at home (or someones flat) getting pelted......cos they are good looking.

[MickeyPaul]

I never thought of that. Case closed.

I should drink more often huh?