So How Much Are You Up this Christmas?

[kompressaur]

Brother
Outlay - £8.99 for a book on ww2 fighter pilots
Recieved: £10.99 - Absolute Vodka
Profit: £2.00

Anyone else doing ok?

[MYDOGDYLAN]

Got fcuk all yet

[kompressaur]

well mydog your neither a winner nor a loser and i suppose that counts for something in the sad world of mediocatory. I just love poker. I find that poker is almost like talking to a woman. I'l get back to you all on the full theory but i think i'm onto something here

[Seen]

With four kids there's ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING CHANCE of me being 'up' this Xmas.

Well unless the pair of socks they get me are diamond encrusted from Harrods.

[kompressaur]

Wel Seen you need to make sure they stick in at school etc for future Christman presents. I think you have to give up a little pre flop expectations with kids and just keep getting winners at horses

[Bigkegman]

Originally Posted by kompressaur

pre flop

I think its the little bit before 'pre flop' that causes kids in the first place

[kompressaur]

well your all a bunch of easily lead fools Kegman. Your all enough to give me creedance and that might be terrible in itself.

I'm obvioulsy just jealous of all you homo sapians

[AnothrSpacecat]

im going to be up this christmas, so far ive only bought 4 bottles of whisky from sainsburys and a dvd. ive got a rich auntie who gives us 100 quid each every year

[kompressaur]

aye but its all a load a bollocks Spacecat. I dont mean anything by that but i was deternmied to make that sentance say 'its all a load a bollocks'. I cant even be botherered typing the right letters never mind be caring what i type. the net makes us FINALLY see that its all about family so why dont you all just fcuk off andf cuddle your loved ones as you might not et too many more chances. If they ask you why just say komp got it wrong.

[Computer Guy]

Originally Posted by kompressaur

its all about family so why dont you all just fcuk off andf cuddle your loved ones as you might not et too many more chances.

agree with you on that statement Komp

[kompressaur]

i suppose it saddens us too be true CG. It was general and yes i was onto a winner but its the sentiment i want to talk about. I know what it is like to set up a society to ownesleves Sadly the world is against. all we can do is swim downstream. Anyhow poker has it sussed. same rules apply

[jazza69]

If you mean in the semenal erection way- then "very up"

If you mean financially, very very down

If you mean in the tree hugging hippy way- then fuck you hippy

How can you even consider "down" without a notion of "up"?

No, I avent been drinking or owt Komp- I am just naturally giddy

Peace the fuck Oot all

[MYDOGDYLAN]

With 3 kids and 9 Grandkids to fork out for i'm well down........bit like my betting

[Samuel]

Spent around £500, but we are doing gift exchange in a few weeks as my ferry off this island was cancelled on the 23rd.

Usually end about even

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

I wish this xmas was like my punting as i am well up

Felt quite bad infact. My mum is usually terrible for me when it comes to xmas so i thought i would return the favour and get her close to fuck all. The cnut surprised me with what seemed like an endless supply of gifts. Her alone would see me about 30pts up