Christmas Day, what do you do?

[DAN DAN]

We get up at about 8am, Ed would get up hours earlier if he could. He's the big kid in our house.

One of us goes to check if "santa" has been even though we all know he's not real, it's to get the video camera running to see the kid's faces.

They then open their presents that are in santa sacks, then ones in their stockings.

Ed makes tea and toast.

Next we open presents from friends and family.

We then tidy up, get washed and dressed and visit our families. Ed's mum and dad, mine and Ed's sister. ( All in a half mile radius)

We come home for Christmas dinner, just the four of us. No ceremony, just plates on our lap in front of the TV.

I love chilling and watching whatever I want on TV, Doctor Who this year.

We will drink lots and no doubt nap at some point.

I used to hate Christmas as my family fought all the time they were together but I love my own wee family unit Christmas day and I hope my kids have happy memories of it when they grow up.

What does everyone else do?

[madaxeman]

Get pissed.

[Bigkegman]

kids have been told not to get up before 7am

we'll creep down the stairs to make sure we dont disturb santa jast in case hes still there and then we'll try and force feed the kids some toast between the unwrapping ceremony.

the grand parents will all then pop round some time and the rest of the aunts and great grand parent will also pop round and enjoy a finger buffet whilst i try to keep everybody topped up with beveridges.

once they leave we'll settle down for our meal (like dan & ed - on our laps) and then just chill.

[kompressaur]

usually i wake up about 10am and have a smoke in bed hoping for The Incredible Journey or Oliver Twist to be on. Then i will have a cry for an hour and then sleep till it gets dark. then i'll head off to Spar and spend too much money for too little food and then get settled in my chair with a smoke. I will then browse the net for an hour or two on autopilot. then i'll finish 4th in an stt that my bankroll couldnt afford nd go back to bed and watch a type of film, Action say, that i dont usually watch and really enjoy it and wonder why i'm a fcuk up that doesn't like anything anyone likes even though it's actually quite fun. Then i'll wake up on Boxing Day after 'getting it all out me' and enjoy myself vowing to enjoy next years Christmas day better.

[kompressaur]

oh and i forgot the bit about wanking to porn all day too. Actually i felt bad earlier. I was browsing nzbxxx and realised that it was the browsing for porn that made porn so good. Like looking at dirty magazines in a shop and trying to work out what ones to buy. Big Tits, readers wives etc. I think i prefer that bit to the actual viewing. anyhow after i finished shall i say which was before i even got to look at anything i noted this on the bottom of each download page

Enjoy You Perverts Happy wanking!!

For just that moment as i lay in a wanky afterglow haze after my fevourant(??) porn browsing i actually did feel like a bit of a degenret pervert. one who only gets his kicks from looking at porn titles and covers and doesnt know what to do with a real woman anymore

[DAN DAN]

It could get worse Komp, maybe one day you'll wake up and not be able to wank anymore either. Count your blessings.

Very first of the untitled DVD's Ed put on last night just happened to be the porn one.....what's the chances of that eh?

[kompressaur]

errrr about...it was actually just about a 17% one Dan. Ed was after all the porn and i was saying things like 'do you want The Old Grey Whistle Test' instead. and moving the porn off the disks Dan. He was fevourant. foaming at the mouth he was. He asked 'do you have anything with women pretending to be zombies whilst sucking off men etc' and all i could offer was 'Porn Of The Dead'

Aye you'll enjoy them Dan. Some great stuff. It will either reinforce what you know or make you go 'oh aye' and turn you your head to the side and purse your lips and raise an eyebrow in a curious way.

[kompressaur]

i meant the poker vids not the porn btw

[DAN DAN]

probably both Komp. Brilliant posts.

[ONEDUNME]

Originally Posted by kompressaur

i meant the poker vids not the porn btw