i can understand (given the above) that komp hasnt been laid bit theres really no reason for me
im still young, reasonably (by my standards) well off, good looking fit young chappy and it just hasnt happened. closest ive been in seven months was when i pulled the manageress of scotlands 3rd most stylish bar at a
party with elle mcpherson and the tamara girl from celebrity scissorhands. it was a work thing, i work in conferencing and hospitality and we'd used it as a venue recently, i really shouldve decked her but it never happened, despite being in her house and in her bed with her the entire day afterwards. that wouldve been a real score for me, she is easily a 7 out of 10 (thats good for me, I rank women from 0 to 10 on the scale of every woman on the planet. 0 was a 47 (looked a late 80's) year old woman i read about in national geographic from sierra leone who had 14 kids and has given aids to all of them..... 10 is a woman ive never seen or met but theres a few 9's kicking about on tv).
i couldve shagged my ex boss on one of our staff poker nights, everybody else fucked off so she stuck on her romantic french music and drunkenly told me through a glass of wine that she was lonely. its a shame she was an
absolute stinker or else 7 months would be 3 months
im a bit pissed now and would do anything for a bit of sleep, ive had a bottle of champagne and almost a full bottle of red wine, its not a full bottle yet as my glass is still full. even if i was out, in a night club or something, id probably still not chase some poor girl, ive really lost the taste ofr it after jen
jen was my ex, went out with each other for 3 years over two spells, she was mental though. ive got friends i tell that too and the first thing they always say is 'aww nice one, always wanted a mental bird, mustve been a laugh' no it fucking wasnt, id worry about her every second she was out the house, id always be worried shed be mental at the wrong person and end up in trouble and id never be around to help.
she used her mentalness against me 3 times, the third being the least shite of the three but the one that i couldnt cope with.
first of all she faked a pregnancy would you believe, i was only 20 at the time, went round to her house and she was crying her eyes out about missing her period, i had no idea what to think but she assured me she was pregnant. i didnt see her for 3 weeks and was in a right state the whole time, my dad started to notice and it was only after he asked me what happened did anything else get going. i told him, he told my mum, then she came round and marched me over there.
we ended up sitting in her parents living room, my mum, me, her parents and jen.. my mum was being good about it all and was having a talk about money and doctors.. jen just burst into tears and said she made it all up and me and mother fucking bolted form the place, i didnt see jen for about 6 months after that bombscare
second time she went mad was in her work, her superviser was a girl named elaine, decernt looking 34 year old. out of nowhere, without me even meeitng this girl, jen called the police to say i had been texting, emailing and calling this elaine bird rude shit constantly. despite not being able to prove any of it, the police said she had ;the profile of a victim' and that they belived her. they warned me to record everything i say to ANYBODY related to jen in order to protect myself... mad bitch she was, it was only after we split up did i meet her boss, apparently she used to bully jen which is where the hatred for her came from, why i got dragged in nobody knows
third and final time she went mad was over the cours of our last two months. she was working as a hotel receptionist and did alot of hours, at the same time i was still managing in a
ladbrokes and we hardly saw each other, even in my free time i went out with my mates alot. she got jealous, she started making up imaginary friends to get to me, apparently spent every night i went out with a james and a martin. even a few nights id set aside to spend time with her it was james and martin everytime
thing is i knew a girl she worked with well, and independently from the missus despite us living together, i casually asked her how james and martin were getting on at the hotel.... the reply was worrying.. they didnt exist! when confronting jen with this information she didnt flinch or budge an inch, she honestly believed these two guys were real and had entire lives which she was part of
after a week i called her folks, explained i was finding it difficult to deal with as she was using them against me and that most of me wanted to let her dwindle into a nervous breakdown as revenge,, so it was best they took her away from me. that was 7 months ago and since then ive had no contact with her whatsoever
my sister and her sister got to know each other well when we were together and have talked about how jens doing. im told she has to go for "personality tests" once a week and has loads of pills to take daily.. one email i read from her to my sis started 'Yeah I'm good thanks, my psychiatrist says continuity is important to me and nothings changed lately, how are you?'
my sister is 1 year older than jen and they have not a single thing in common, but remain friends, my sister builds train stations fro a living and at the age of 26, is engaged to a distillery owner and has bought 2 properties in different countries off her own back.. jen pops pills to stop her seeing the people in her head.
no.. all said im better off without fancy pub workers or mental girlfriends, its been 7 months and ive kissed 1 woman, i pray irll be another 7 before it happens again
ironically im about to click 'post quick reply'
Is There Anyone More Celibate On TDP Than Me?
thats taken a fair chunk out my spending plans. Looks like its a ps2 for me and a load of budget games 
