If somebody put a gun to your head..

[Kop66]

..and said you HAD to listen to either Jordan or Vicky Beckham for an hour (yes, a whole hour) and then shag one of them afterwards which would you go for.
I've just had a conversation with the wife on who'd come out tops and we differ (and yes it is a sad conversation).

Dont forget, there's a gun at your head.

[DAN DAN]

Jordan all the way.

[ONEDUNME]

Agree. Jordan and Jordan.

I get the impression that she's an interesting individual and the way that she's played the media is very clever.


I honestly wouldn't fuck the spotty stick insect if it was handed on a plate and I can't imagine that she'd have anything to say that would remotely interest me.

As far as having a picture taken with pouting lips goes, she's quite good. As far as brains, talent, sexual attraction or good looks go...we'll, she just hasn't got any of them.

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

Jordan would be way better between the sheets than Victoria so i would happily listen to her for an hour.

[ONEDUNME]

An hour Kiko. I was thinking of it lasting more like 30 seconds

[slick]

wheres the 'Dead' option?

[Kop66]

I didn't think that was an option but now you mention it

[AnothrSpacecat]

vic beckham, i reackon davids a proper sap in bed whereas peter andres a wee savage, id feel more secue with posh

[Grga]

Shag both and listen their duet.

[ONEDUNME]

NURSE! More medication over here please!

[DAN DAN]

Could you blokes listen to an hour of any woman?

[Kop66]

Well i did have to say there was a gun involved Dan Dan, otherwise of course not.

[AnothrSpacecat]

which one would shag me if i held the gun to my own head

[DAN DAN]

The answer is none, even if you hold a gun to their head.

[AnothrSpacecat]

i think they would if i was holding a gun