It's a bit quiet in here tonight

[Kop66]

Anybody got any sexual problems that they'd like to share with us?

[rcgills]

When you say "share", what exactly do you mean, Kop?

[Kop66]

i could of worded that better

I've just been asked to play chess online with my brother in a bit, i've forgotten how to play, i dont suppose there's any cheats i could do?

[all_funkt_up]

Oh it's all gone quiet over there..... na na na

I think most people will have tuned into the first few minutes of Jamie Oliver's new program and become so enraged at the mockney twat's use of the English language that they put their foot through the telly, as I was tempted to.

So in answer to the question "where is everyone?"

A: They're all down A & E having a telly surgically removed from the end of their leg.

[Kop66]

I'll just keep distracting him with this

[Kop66]

Oh it's all gone quiet over there..... na na na

I think most people will have tuned into the first few minutes of Jamie Oliver's new program and become so enraged at the mockney twat's use of the English language that they put their foot through the telly, as I was tempted to.

So in answer to the question "where is everyone?"

A: They're all down A & E having a telly surgically removed from the end of their leg.

Is he that bad is he AFU? I've not watched tv for ages, who's the main man/woman with food these days? Delia always did it for me. I'm getting the muchies, time to raid the fridge

[Bigkegman]

The ex chancellors daughter - Nigella

what a fecking ride that would be. She would talk posh and cook you a great nosebag afterwards.

I'm hoping she smears chocolate over her nipples one night !!!

[Bigkegman]

forgot to add SHES FOXY

saw the oliver programme tonight and what a lazy bastard he was - never even washed or tidied up his veggies - twat

(and i thought he had dirty fingernails - but that could have been cause he had handled beetroot) - (wither that or hes a dirty bassa )

[Kop66]

I only watched Nigella once, she made a salad, i wanted to see deserts.

I cant stop eating those Rustler Quarter Pounders, i know the're bad for you but 70 seconds in the Microwave and Deeeeeeeelicious

[Winrew]

Anybody got any sexual problems that they'd like to share with us?

Yes , she still wants it

[ONEDUNME]

I take it Nigella's had that big fat ugly christmas pudding removed from her face then? Either that or it's been airbrushed out of the photo's I've seen of her lately.

[slick]

@ Kops Bin laden, I was sent one today to my mobile basically the same from the same site but man City based.

If i get time I'll dig it out.

[Bigkegman]

thas fecking brilliant kop