5 people you’d have round at a dinner party?

[kompressaur]

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I tought it might be interesting to think. Give me 5 minutes and i'll get back to you on my possible 5.

[kompressaur]

1. Alan Sugar as i hear he's ok on that tv show. Me and Alan talking about all my plans and what we're gonna do with them.

2. Any gorgeous woman giving me big eyes and tantalising strokes of my thighs

3. President Mugabe - I dunno he just sounds like an interesting dinner guest to have.

4. Neil young - for some after dinner songs on the guitar

5. Johnny Vegas - as well why not. He'd be a laugh.

[Bigkegman]

Rick Stein. I love his cookin programs and cookin books (especially the French Odeyssey). He'd be a guest but only after he'd cooked the meals. He likes a wee bevvy as well.


My wife. If Rick wasn't allowed to do the cooking then she would be able to step in. If we have a meal in the house we hardly get a word in for the kids but if we go out for a meal (i think anyhow) that we still have a lot to talk about and I would want her at my table. She would also keep me right with what cuttlery to use.


Graeme Souness. I'd love to have a few beers with him. Not only for his tales as a player but for his ideas and views on football. He has done everything. I wouldn't mention the Boumsong deal until after coffee mind you. Likes a bevvy I'm assuming.


Sean Connery. Best James Bond there every was but he also stared in my fav movie. He would have fantastic stories about the movie scene but is als a big football fan. Likes a bevvy I'm assuming.



Struggling to select a fifth. Possible Aidan O'Brien. Hopefully he would pass on enoug info for me to be abl to aford my next party

[Wittmann 44]

In no particular order assumeing its a dream "dead" panel

1. Cleoptra - the queen of fellatio by all accounts and a mean conversationalist as a bonus

2. Nina Simone - for the tunes

3. Groucho Marx - himself and Adolf would be fighting before starters. Probably not the slightest bit funny in real life I'd bet

4. Marquis de Sade - the perverts pervert

5. Hitler - just to see how he'd get on with an Arab, a black woman, a jew and a sex fiend

[Wittmann 44]

"Live" panel

1. Myleene Klass - very shallow choice I know but what a bod

2. Michael Caine - lots of great dinner stories. Favorite British actor

3. Keith Richard - for the drugs and tunes

4. Bill Clinton - perfect guest - hits on Myleene, steals Keiths drugs but you'd probably still vote for him

5. Steffi Graf - have had a soft spot for her since the 80s. She has a thing for wrinkly bald guys as well so I'd have a chance assumeing I can keep Clinton of her

[kompressaur]

I was gonna invite a chef Kegman and i pondered on That young fella on the moped as 'he's probably ok really'. and Delia Smith who i swiftly removed as that would be awfull. SHUT DELIA SMITH you would have to shout.

Good sections Wittman. from your Live Guests i wouldn't like Clinton or even Michael Caine as ive a feeling he smells and expects you to laugh at all his 'jokes' . Keith Richards would be fine but again it wouldnt suprise me to find he was totally full of himself.

from the dead one i aint too sure about having Hitler round Wittmann. You would have to listen to him explaining his Final Solutions. It could all become awfully tiresome. Be great to tell Hitler to shut up mind.

Richard Digence - comedy and the guitar
Ricky Gervais - comedy and the guitar
Josie Lawernce - singing and telling jokes
Jesus
Tony Slattery

[Seen]

Komp
Paul Ross
Gett1nlots
Alien
Tav

Would be interesting, no? Fair enough, the patter would stink but at least you'd be guaranteed a big punch-up after a few drinks. Or before, come to think of it.

Would make a GREAT MOVIE!!!!

[kompressaur]

fcuk off Seen that would be awful. i wont be sychophantic and say that big greasy gett1n would probably be ok but no lets no..bah i dont want to talk about people. I am not going to. It wouldnt make a great movie Seen imo Seen i think it would make a pretty shit movie of 5 dysfunctional...actually i suppose your right Seen maybe it would make a good movie.

staring....


nah i was right the first time it would make a shite movie really Seen

[all_funkt_up]

Ideal dinner party - alive, dead, made up people....

Homer Simpson
Jenny Macarthy (she's just pure filth isnt she!)
Paul Gascoigne
Oliver Reid
Frank Skinner

[paul]

my ideal dinner party would be

homer simpson
lenny henry
brain potter
johny vegas
vernon kay

with french and saunders as waiterises

[Ori]

Kurt Cobain
Catherine Zeta Jones
Robert De Niro
Wojciech Kowalczyk
Stanislaw Tym


pure sex&drugs&booze&rock'n'roll&fun

[kompressaur]

the problem with your picks Funkt is that quite possibly Ollie reid, Paul Gasgoigne or even Frank Skinner could steal Jenni from you and you'll feel sad when they start using your bed for sex and your left watching ht e telly wishing everyone would all just fcuk off. Dopnt get me wrong though Ollie would keep you up all night.

Holy fcuk Paul you woulnd get a word in edgeways. Be funny if you told a joke and they all just looked at each other

Not too sure about your guests either Ori im afraid. Deniro and zeta Jones would just sit talking about holywood folks whilst Curt cobain got pissed off on his own. I dont know the other 2 im afraid but i feel that would turn into a 3 way conversation with youself. Suppose it sounds ok.

[Ori]

naah, Komp, it would be great, alcohol has magic power

besides, DeNiro or Zeta Jones could pay for dinner