TDP big Baps : Nudie Pic Heavy

[kompressaur]

[kompressaur]

that was a wank down mamory lane (boom boom . I always do that gag i think)

Was gonna add a naughty story but i cant find one. sod it i'll make one up.

My tale begins one friday night after me and my mrs were in our local the Lamb and flag. She had got talking to 2 young men who were starngers in the corner of the pub whilst me and Jim played darts. I had been having a bit of trouble with my throwing arm all night and Jim won the hidden team so we were all pretty sozzled. Everyone left the pub barr me and Jim as we were waiting to see if the barr would open again when al the strangers have gone and is just me and Jimwho practaclly own the place with the amount we spend in there.

So me and Jim are hovering about the taps waiting to get the nod for more beer when Jim suddenly annouced 'where's your mrs Frank?' I had forgotten i was even out with her and popped my head outside to see where she was and next thing i know theyve locked the door on me and im outside in the cold and theres my wife behind the bins with these 2 young farmer types.....fantastic tool etc etc'

[Kiko]

Sorry i shouldn't laugh should i?

Be my worst nightmare i think and its a worst nightmare for me. Would hate to have been out with my girlfriend and then don't pay her attention that she ends up outside banging any tom, dick and harry.

I guess women are always vulnerable in situations like that where they are being ignored by their fella so when someone starts giving them a lot of attention they can't get enough of it.

Also - watch this thread turn into the most viewed one on the forum

[kompressaur]

it might be a bit pic heavy to be viewed often Kiko. well thats my fear. I'm gonna have a look above soon and post my fav.

[Punter]

Fekin hell that took some time for the page to load

Nice pics Komp, i notice showing the bush became alot more popular in the mid 70's Nice big hairy ones too, not a brazillian amongst em

[kompressaur]

Nice pics Komp, i notice showing the bush became alot more popular in the mid 70's Nice big hairy ones too,

It did too Kop. It's great aint it?

[Winrew]

Got any featuring Kirsty Wark ( Newsnight ) .........

She`s a lovely lass , bet she`s a right goer ( is goer spelt right ? )
Always had a thing for her , its that accent and the way she berates folk , er , im off to bed .........

[Vincent van Cough]

Enjoyable stuff there Komp..probably have to have a knuckle shuffle of my own now..I see you kept the best till... first.

Must admit though, I thought Marilyn got a lot more horny with age, once her arse started to fill out nicely, ooh shit, getting tingles in the trossocks just thinking about her.

Excuse me..

[kompressaur]

i darent look too hard Vince as i know i'll start masturbating myself and ive a dog in the room. I'm trying to hang off it. I got a little date with a porno dvd in bed later mind.

[paul]

they are class komp,i think i need to invent a self cleaning monitor
must go now to have a bath

:drums

[Silke]

Uhmm, lovely tiffany !!

[rene]

my sister gave me this present two years ago. "50 years of Playboy" all Covers,models and stories of Playboy. The gold edition ... wonderful!

[Run Dmc Vs Pat Nevin]

Nice one Komp. Downloaded some of them for future use.

Interesting one of a young Jenny McCarthy (1993, bottom row.) Seems like she's been under the knife a bit.

[kompressaur]

seems a popular thread still

[kompressaur]

Marylin ive got no tits Munro