Eye Of The Tiger - Gett0n v Komp

[kompressaur]

First we had Gett1n v Alan McInally. Gett1n won. Then we had Gett1ns taunts to good guy kompressaur (someone said i was pretentious and i said MOI???) Anyhow i'll get to the point and sorry for over indulging myself but gett1n needs to be put to the sword here as he just blows hot air over EVERYTHING. He talks the talk but doesnt walk the walk imo and i have to have it out in public.

He shirks me at Hearts and shoot em up games. Now he has dissed my reputation as a tipster and i cant let that go. Ive got my sports top on here and im sparring like Rocky here for this one. Your going down Gett1n. If the big chopped narcist red wine fuelled (fooled?) cares to accept this challenge then i suggest we do it over 4 weeks say as i dont want Gett1n stiking lucky with an odds on mixed bag with 2 90th minute winners and him proclaiming raaaaaaaaa and then never hearing the end of it ever.

We can keep it in here Gett1n and i publicly offer a challenge to you. Are you gonna as Swoops says put up or shut up?



*Gett0n i thought was more apt Gets as you win sod all :booty

[kompressaur]

who's weekend coupon weekly analysis goes something like this?

This week i like Swansea and im going to have a massive bet on it. I just like them Gett0n!!!! raaaaaaaaaaaa



Sorry i forgot his lucky wee couple of Liverpool touches they cant keep winning 1-0 Gett1n. You'll have to dig deeper my friend. Singles only?

[keemanan]

yes I humiliated him in the GB v ROTW match up , yes I moked his tipping Forest every week culminating in their worst ever season ever but I have a feeling the big fellas due one.
The pride of England v some baldy scotsman, I know as a patriot who I'm rooting for , yes our Half Italian samaritan.

thing is with getts , he goes with his feelings , he feels the score you just over analyze between wanks!

c'mon getts!

[MickeyPaul]

Gett1n is pretty rubbish to be fair. I don't think he even likes football. Or sport really. Or even betting. He likes a fine red wine and a nice bbq and a wee play of the cards. It's time to don that lucky orange bra one more time Komp. Eye of the tiger!

[kompressaur]

yes I moked his tipping Forest every week culminating in their worst ever season ever

Gett1n is pretty rubbish to be fair. I don't think he even likes football. Or sport really. Or even betting

see this is what im up against here!! There me a man who's never not done a coupon in his life and used to live and breath statistics even on holiday as a way of relaxing from the stats. Then i just got into scot's stuff and gave up the horses and it's more of a way of life for me than a hobby

you just over analyze between wanks!

I dont wank to noticable amounts i dont really. Right where is he im ready for him. Im gonna rip his betting heart out like a tiger would a gazelle and prove a point for all punters that actually spend a bit of time over their saturday bets. Where is he?

I spend 5 hours a day some days loking at football in WW forum and iknow sod all. its part of the job. Wait till i get serious about my scots stuff in the new year transfer windows and all that. Im gonna leave Gett1n with loads a egg over that probably slightly reddish face of his.

[kompressaur]

gett1n , gett1n, gett1n Bah Gett1n could have a bigger support than me I see the big mans in and he'll probably take this challenge with as much amicableness as he can but he's a cheeky sod and he'll have his worth with me. Go on back the komp as i'm an original 'put money on my coupoun as i need a returner' i dont do it for fun. Its an essential way of life to me. If i didnt get the returns then i die. Footie gambling is my life blood not a hobby

[GETT1NLOTS]

And entering the ring....

It's the King of Sting, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla, the Master of Disaster, the Undefeated, Undisputed, Champion Tipster of the Worllllllllllllllllllld -

Irrrrrron, GETT1N Lucccccccccccccccccccccckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I'm gonna drop you like a bad habit.

[kompressaur]

im gonna have a cig for this post as the big man scares me a bit....

[MickeyPaul]

Gett1n enters the ring. Ah haha, ah hahahahaha!

[kompressaur]

is that it? ffs Gett1n that was almost humble. Are you scared? No faith? arrrrrrrggghh easy He's rocked folks. Ive got him rocked from the off. He's shitting it and he know it. 1 2 a 1,2,3 arrrrr easy. I'll be pulling 6/4 shots from nowhere and gett1n will be humbled. Its gonna be a happy new year i can tell.

[GETT1NLOTS]

What the fuck you laughing at pee wee?

[kompressaur]

see look at how he's deflected his narcism to Mick as he knows im a brick wall of tipping. He is running scared aint he. I aint heard him say yes to the challenge either. Maybe there aint enough odds on shots over crimbo for him to feel at ease

[GETT1NLOTS]

Right then. Firstly the Big Man (that's me) will be away on a nice family break from the 23rd to the 29th December. This means we will have to start our battle on the 1st January.

What rules do you want to fight by Stinky Yin? I'll beat you like a ginger stepchild whatever way.

My prediction - PAIN.

[GETT1NLOTS]

Komp I'm so confident of beating you - even on a bad day for me - that I wish you had some real cash to wager on it. I would light a fat cigar with the notes you would have to hand over whilst chuckling at your tear streamed dirty mush.

And for the record I don't want any support. I want the crowd to hate me. Fuck off Keema.

GRRRRRRRRRRR

GRRRRRRRRRRR

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

Is it just me or did anyone else find it funny thinking of when Gett1n enters the ring they have to get everyone out of it to accomodate the fat man himself

Be an interesting battle i think. May the best man win