TDP Member Farts

[Kiko]

@ Kipper

One way to introduce yourself i guess.

Your spot on about me and my farts. My big ripper's though seem to be just fresh air they blow out as they are never smelly. Its my silent ones that are killer.

Whats your opinion on fanny farts? I reckon Swoops does them

[kompressaur]

That made me laugh Kiko. I bet the big man will be fusing in his chair about that one

I reckon you do sporty farts Kiko. They disappear quickly and have a deoadrant smell to them.

[Bigkegman]

Who me fart............

Got to admit it I've got a bad name about me dropping my guts.......

more later.......

[old_saint]

Bigkegman disnae just fart - he clears the pub

[MickeyPaul]

Ehhhm, you are skilled in the ways of martial farts. Just wanted to post that again.

[MickeyPaul]

Was searching for this thread for aaaaaaaaaages but some of it seems to be missing. I added a recording of one of mine (well Kipper did ) and I definitely remember greenie saying it sounded really sad (the funny thing about it was that I had violent diarrhea 10 minutes after the recording. ).

I was hoping to find it again.

[MickeyPaul]

Ah ha! It was another fart thread but I think the recording is gone.

Walk farts

[Bigkegman]

i had folk gagging tonight on the bowling green - bit of an upset stomach tbh but why should i be the only one to suffer !!!

[MickeyPaul]

I'll tell you how powerful it was, keg. I actually felt sick reading that.