I used to quite like dogs as a kid. Fun things to run and jump and fight with. I'd go walks in the country with anyones dog and we'd be like partners in differant adventures together.
As i got older and clean jeans became more important to me, dogs started to move down my like list. I even started to stroke cats on the way home from the pub and befriend them like i would dogs as a kid. A pair of alleycats i would think. Used to have some good pals that were cats back then.
Anyhow as time went on i became more and more aware of the threat dogs caused me in my life. Other people's dogs would try to jump up on you when you met them in the street and the people used to get funny when i'd go to give them a slap or a kick even if i wasnt really trying to hit them. Worse than that is when dogs get really into the smell of your groin area when your in company. Not anyone else's groin area just mine
As ok i know what your thinking but but..
Nowadays my life is blighted with dogs. everyone in my street seems to have 6 each and kids DO laugh at me as i dont have a dog. 2 wee boys came to my door a few sundays ago with the ugliest looking thing ive ever seen and asked me if i could look after it as i was a known non-dog owning person. I said no but laughed at their concern. The only way i could get rid of them was to say that yes i will take it but i know i would kick it and batter it but just to give me it anyhow. It was great seeing a wee boys face contemplating it all on a sunday morning and he mummbled something about it being ok and took himself off with his new best mate.
Reason why i mention it as ive just been in a neighbours house for sugar. He lives alone and was celebrating his first ride in over 4 years. He was with local Cider Woman and i said i was amazed he hadnt shagged it yet. He said he wasnt desperate enough
Anyhow he has 3 dogs. All scruffy mutts. the girl dog is only 7mths old or something but has just had a litter. It even looks like one of the wee dirty whores you see hanging about Farm Foods in the town.
He doesnt know who the father is out of the other 2 dogs but they both seemed to have guily faces when i saw them. They were jumping so high they near jumped over my head. I had to leave. I cant sit in a house with loads a mutts jumping about etc.
Saying i hate dog owners is a bit harsh but it made the title seem more sensational . Once one of the neighbours dogs pished on the side of my sofa when i let it in for sec in a rare moment of madness. My sofa is a meeting point now for dogs and whenever the odd dog makes its way into my house they piss on the same spot. the owners just treat them like a kid that cant help itself. I tell them to go.
Actually i realise now that i dont hate dogs. I just hate scruffy hounds. Dogs hang about in packs round my way. People just open their door and let their dogs run about in gangs all day. The graphiti 'tagging' idea is actually based on dogs. These dogs just walk about all day together. I find it funny to see them out and about and they meet an old mate.
Anyhow im whitering now. Aye its a classist thing. I like spaniels and boxers but still think theyre a waste of time.
Has anyone ever eaten dog?
I Hate Dogs & Dog Owners
Any chapter in your extravagent life Komp!!
Must be i suppose. I aint seen or heard about a wolf in years. forgot they exist. Do we have Golden eagles too? i think i read we did somewhere.
