I'm off to Hull for the weekend

[madaxeman]

I'm off to hang around a few gay bars(my sister in law is gay).Anyone in the area fancy a beer?
P.M. me before tomorrow a.m.

[Seen]

Hull stinks.

[Dave Jay]

Hull is actually a fantastic place .. I'm from there, I now live in South Ayrshire which is also very good.


What a remarkable coincidence

[Tricky]

Apparantly voted britain's worst town/city to live in a few days ago by channel 4.

Smells a bit fishy, but that apart, there is not too much wrong with it as long as you are just visiting. Gotta give Hull credit, as without it Nottingham would be at No 1.

[Dave Jay]

Just shows you the sort of riff-raff that watches C4

[kompressaur]

It sounds a grim place to me. I always imagine it as ...well i dont imagine it. Never have. Is it Grimsby that play in cleethorpes?

totally off the topic of Hull actually sorry.

Not to be rude Dave where about in ayrshire are you? Im in the Shortlees side of Kilmarnock.

c4 is seasonal to me. I only watch it when Big Brother isnt on.

[Dave Jay]

Prestwick .. small world.

[kompressaur]

Used to go to Flannagans Jam Night every Wednesday night till the end of last summer Dave. Axeman used to be quite involved with it. Actually thinking of it i was still going out in Prestwick up till May there. Last time was Italy Scotland game. Start at the red lion and work our way down (avoiding the classy places) and then back up.

I always get depressed though as the night goes on as i hate long taxis back home.

[Dave Jay]

The last person I heard went for a night out in Kilmarnock was eaten by wild dogs .. if your down our way again drop me a PM and I'll be there, wearing a red carnation, pin striped suit, turtle neck sweater and a pair of old trainers.

[Seen]

Originally Posted by Dave Jay

.........I'll be there, wearing a red carnation, pin striped suit, turtle neck sweater and a pair of old trainers.

DAD??????!!!!!!!

[Dave Jay]

Son ??

could it possibly be .. after all these years .. how you've grown.

[kompressaur]

Sounds pretty Lounge Lizardy to me Dave. I like it

My estate is full of dogs Dave. I hate dogs but i try get on with them as they seem to sense that you hate them. they all hang out in gangs. Its quite funny seeing one getting let out for for the day and it runs off to join its mates. they seem so happy to see each other. they ruin it when they get excited though and start shagging each other

The other day a dog i get on with was sitting by a load of furniture that someone appeared to have thrown out. there was a computer monitor there so i started to cross to have a wee look. Suddenly the dog came at me growling. It was as if it knew to guard the possessions. Thing is it wasnt even their dog but their sisters dog across the street. Aye i suppose some dogs have some redeming features.

I'll take you up on that offer Dave as im trying to get back out and about in the next few weeks once we've most the work done about the forum.

Axeman you still going to wednesday night jam nights?

[Winrew]

Used to be a joke about Hul women,

Summat like....whats the difference between a sea lion and a lass from hull ?

The answer was .....ones got a tache and stinks of fish......and the other lives in the sea....

Er .....enjoy yourself anyway Axeman

[madaxeman]

Damn right.I was there last night,fcuking great night too.
Dave Jay,I don't go every week,but do go most weeks,next time I'm having a drink I'll arrange for a Killie taxi driver from Hull to pick us up,(He was born in Rustenburg St.)
You guys all have a nice weekend,y'hear?

[Dave Jay]

It's a date ..