Anyone Have Any Claim To Fame?

[Kiko]

Just reading the thread there in the archives of Komp getting 'done like a kipper' and fooled into thinking he was going to be a star on Channel 4 and it got me thinking to if anyone has any famous stories they would like to share?

Maybe you were the kid that starred in the Daz Ultra adverts for example?

Unfortunately i am still waiting for my celebrity status. Plenty of offers of course but i have had to turn them down as they just werent for me.

Anyone?

[Beanie]

I was on the intro to Telethon '93

[Keith]

I have been quoted in The Sun.

I was also invited to appear on television in USA to speak on behalf of a famous client but I turned them down.

[Kiko]

Originally Posted by Keith

I have been quoted in The Sun.

I was also invited to appear on television in USA to speak on behalf of a famous client but I turned them down.

Could you go into some more details Was?

What was the Sun quote about and who was the famous client?

[thefox]

I went for a audition for National Lottery Jet Set.

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Kiko

Could you go into some more details Was?

What was the Sun quote about and who was the famous client?

Quite boring really Kiko.

The Sun ran a story about a 13 year old who wanted to "divorce" her mother. She and her father had consulted me for advice and The Sun asked for a quote on the legal issues.

Sorry but I can't name the famous person. Not for reasons of client confidentiality as he is known throughout the world. It would just make it easier to discover my true identity which I am not prepared to do.

[kompressaur]

My little cousin is Laura Fraser who's been in loads of films
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0292182/



Her dad tried it on my my mum and my dad near killed him. We havent spoken since. Her mum is my mums younger sister.

My dad played with Clyde and then a brief spell at Hearts before a move to Sunderland fell through after he was injured and got a pin in his ankle. He was offered the Scotland u15 managers job once but couldnt take it due to work commitments and us moving down to london.

Ive made the local paper many times but all for bad reasons. The biggest spread i got was a full page with the headline COUPLE CAUGHT KISSING IN COURT. I thought i was going down and my girfriend at the time was all over me with upsetness. The judge stopped the case before mine and told the court officers to remove us both and we both got put in the cells. Im mostly famous in my town for being the only man to rip her off after years of her taking men for their money and packing them in. she left her kids to move to london with me (i told her to go home but she was strong willed) After selling everything in her house for 3 grand i helped her drink the money in london and then we went daft with her American Express card which her husband had got her. We'd buy 400 cigs a time and i would sell them on the street. People still shake my hand for taking her for a ride.I dont feel good about it though

[Seen]

Originally Posted by Keith

Quite boring really Kiko.

The Sun ran a story about a 13 year old who wanted to "divorce" her mother. She and her father had consulted me for advice and The Sun asked for a quote on the legal issues.

Sorry but I can't name the famous person. Not for reasons of client confidentiality as he is known throughout the world. It would just make it easier to discover my true identity which I am not prepared to do.

Are you Max Clifford, Was?

[mrmuzeman]

I won an "All In" against 2005 poker million winner Tony 'Spider99' Jones in the cruise main event.

Its not even a good claim to fame amongst people who know anything about poker tbh



I think Was/Keith is Keith Chegwin

[Swooperman]

I....ahem.....sung a solo as a 9 year old chorister in front of about 1000 people in a cathedral

[Swooperman]

Y'know, I've just had a dream that I was on this thread & posted something really embarassing

[jazza69]

I have smoked a joint in a police station!

[Winrew]

@ Swoops

Ive got a photo of me and Ted Bovis ( Paul Shane ) Hi Di Hi

Ive also met Bill Maynard ( Selwyn Froggit ) at Butlins , i was shouting down the bar " magic our morris " ...... c**t drank like a fish when he decided to sit with me ..i was bombed

Oh , Paul Dianno ( original lead singer with Iron Maiden ) stud on my foot , and i was smoking weed in the door way of Newcastle City Hall , and the group called Kiss were playing , they thought we were stalkers or massive fans because we stood in the stage door , they strolled up with three or four bouncers , stopped to take a look at us , and they looked at us as though " do you want out signed lads " .we just said " alright lads , hows tricks ' , they looked baffled !!!

Called Joe Strummer a bum and a sell out , not one of my best moments tbh

[jazza69]

I have played guitar with Iron Maiden...






























at a sound check!

[Winrew]

Saw them on there 1st nationwide tour ( 1979 ) i think , they played Running Free twice as the had run out of songs........ Praying Mantis backed them , what ever happened to them ?